LlanfairPG, Feminists and MPs still fiddling

Don Woods

… it’s all been happening this week….with the song I have sent you.I got a mail from 41 WMGT which is an American TV channel in Georgia asking if they could use my song and some of my YouTube clip for a news item on their channel. This came about after Liam Dutton did a weather forecast on the BBC and mentioned the village name faultlessly…and went viral. ...I gave them my blessing and they sent me the finished job which is brilliant…..since then I have had about 300 thousand hits on the YouTube clip …taking the total to well over half a million….and I have been flooded with new subscribers to my channel. This song just will not go away….I always said it was timeless. I watched a programme about TV in the 70s….and how UNBELIEVABLE things were said back then….how RACIST and SEXIST everything was. I find it hard to believe how far we have come BACKWARDS…..this was COMEDY and it was funny…very little was intended to be offensive…but of course someone is ALWAYS offended…and it always seems to be women…and I mean this in the nicest way…..unlike back then you can’t look at a womans cleveage…(which is on full display over a low cut dress)…without being a pervert…or make a comment without being regarded as SEXIST….but it seems O.K. for “Loose Women” to say what they like on daytime TV….not to mention twerking all over the place leaving very little to the imagination on pop videos….and there’s only one reason they do it…. Women are wonderful but they are not blokes…and it’s as if we have to apologise for that….99.9% of ladies have no problem…it’s just the odd few. Daley Tompson recently came under fire for saying that the girl who lost in the javelin in the world championships “threw like a girl”…OH!! how dare he say that…the fact that he added “instead of an athlete” was totally overlooked….it’s 2015 and I think you should get over yourselves girls and enjoy life….and perhaps leave the football and cricket to the blokes….oh sorry this is NOT the 70s…can’t say that. I watched Piers Morgan interview Lionel Richie about his life…purely because I like Lionel Richie…I don’t know how Piers gets away with it…if he’s not asking unnecessary personal questions he is howling laughing at nothing…maybe it’s me but I’d love to see someone punch him in the mouth…OOPS can’t say that…this isn’t the 70s. I do like Lionel Richie though….big talent and a nice guy. Another strange thing is the bloke who wanders up and down the country naked…known as the naked rambler….he has served a total of 10 years in jail over time….I just don’t get this at all…a mass murderer wouldn’t get much more….it’s as if he is giving away a great secret showing his parts…if anyone doesn’t know what they look like (and they are all the same) should go back to the planet they came from. I fail to see what harm he is doing and those holier than thou lot need to get a life….there is nothing more natural….10 years…very strange….very sad….they will be putting trousers on dogs next. His jail time has also cost the taxpayer a million quid…so we are told. The politicians are STILL fiddling their expenses after all the publicity…these are running the country…it really is pathetic and we now have Labour getting a new leader….blaming everything for their dismal performance in the last election….the answer is simple…Ed Miliband…simple as that…nice fella but zero charisma and a bit of a prat….politics is showbiz…the sooner they realise that the better….and to round off…I was watching Mathew Wright while I was away and he had a section of his show discussing the shortening of names…I always shorten names because it is a friendly gesture but Mr. Wright insists on being called MATHEW and not MAT !!.......