Do Be A Monster - Beaks With Teeth

Don't Be An Idiom

It's that time of the season when the boys get a-bristlin'! Seriously, folks. Teeth over here are gettin' sharp as all dang hell and the wolf hairs are poppin' out like glochids on a cactus. This is why it feels mighty fine to drop the thirteenth installment of Do Be A Monster. This one's bound to get your tentacles glip glopping all over the frigging place. First, let's just get this out of the way: have we ever said a monster can't be cute? Of course not! We would never say that. Just ask the Jackalope. Surely you've heard of the revered Jackalope and perhaps have even seen one once while riding a dunebuggy through the deserts of Wyoming. Then we've got the Snallygaster. This eighteenth century dragon-bird-freakazoid from Maryland will definitely get you itchin' to see more beaks with teeth. So sit back, relax, throw on a cyclops mask, and hit play; it's time to do some monster huntin' with the boys who make the noise.