#73 - The Secret Is Hittin'

Don't Be An Idiom

Episode 73: It’s the semi-annual Don’t Be An Idiom Zoo fire sale! That’s right, our zoo is on fire and all of our remaining idiomatic animals are on sale and they are going FAST, Jack! We’ve got guinea pigs, dark horses…er, uh…dark pigs, guinea horses, and much, MUCH more! But seriously folks, you’re gonna wanna get over here while the getting’s good 'cause the smell of singed animal hair and broken dreams is getting a bit overwhelming. But be forewarned, our Dracula landlord is NOT happy with us and he’s been picking off some of our less fortunate zoo patrons in some sort of misplaced “you-owe-me-six-months-of-back-rent-so-I’m-drinking-my-fill” revenge plot. So yeah, episode 73! Do it!