Miley Cyrus Obsession,Tupac is Alive,How To Eat Ramen and Hot Dogs,Coffee Plane Emergency,Impersonating Cop for Snacks - Ep. 51 - Funny News Comedy

Don't Tell Our Wives: Warm Beer, Cheap Comedy, and News

So once we got into the news, a very, very, very dedicated fan went to Miley Cyrus concert in Las Vegas, NV and he wasn't supposed to be there. He was so obsessed, that he wanted to impregnate Miley and posted it everywhere including Facebook and Instagram. Security and everyone else was on alert just incase the man showed up to the concert, and they eventually got him at T-mobile arena close to the Luxor Hotel. Honch doesn't want to 'knock her up', he wants to have a relationship with Jethrow.
So Jethrow also brought us a question from the Internet, which was "How do you cook your Ramen, what do you add to it?" The Honch adds egg, and apparently the Jethrow adds hot dogs. Did you also know that people are ashamed with they buy Ramen at the store? They put it at the bottom of the cart.
Did you hear about the plane that made an emergency landing after coffee was spilled on the plane's cockpit controls. The plan, bound for Cancun, Mexico had to divert, as smoke came into the cab. With over 300 people on board, this could have brewed something worse. Was this the awful on-plane coffee, or did someone bring on their latte. At the end of the day everyone was ok, there was no injuries, and they will be using cup lids to keep PLANES FROM CRASHING INTO THE OCEAN!
There was a woman who decided that impersonating a police officer was a good thing. With carrying a gun and badge, the woman in Georgia decided that she wanted some snacks...and well, expected some snacks because was, as she thought, "the law". She was pulled over my the real police (not her parole officer) and she is in trouble. If we can make one recommendation, don't impersonate a police officer for snacks. What snack would you impersonate an officer for? Cream pies, nutty bars, cool ranch munchies, and strawberry swiss cake rolls? D discussed a time where a snack almost cost him his life in his car.
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