Beehive Piñata ep38

Einstein's Kryptonite

Intro

On this weeks episode Blackwidow drops out mid show to go to work. A substitute fill her place and her name is Shortstop.

Beehive Piñata

There’s been a breaking story of an 11 year old boy who shot his B.B. gun at a buzzing beehive full of africanized bees. Needless to say he got absolutely fucked up. This kid “claims” he doesn’t know what he shot at. Sound’s like shit to us. How can you not know you’re shooting at a hive with bees constantly swarming it? Who knows? Maybe we’re the retards here?

Needless to say the kid tried running and got pulverized to the point he ended up in the hospital with 400 stings. Doctors say he’s lucky to be alive. Hopefully the kid takes this as a life lesson and to not shoot at bee hives anymore.

This weeks “Everyman has a price” the crew has to do something more idiotic. They will be led to a house party blindfolded. They must whack a beehive full of africanized bees 3 times, while some prick is pulling it up and down on a string. After they whack it 3 times they can jump into an above ground pool that is is somewhere in the vicinity at about 20 feet away.

Flapjack claims bees won’t hurt him since he has mutual agreement with all animals. Apparently they won’t hurt him seeing as he agreed to not hurt them. He tells a story of how some idiot left a cup of honey on the porch at his restaurant job. It was being swarmed with bumble bees, and he went and took care of the situation in a calm manner without getting stung.

See the thing is he’ll be dealing with africanized bees. Bumble bees are like cows of the animal world according to Kowboy. Africanized bees want blood.

Also what Flapjack didn’t realize as he’s called out by Kowboy, is he’ll be whacking the bee hive and is bound to breach his agreement by smashing a few of them. Flapjack then realizes and admits, that once you kill their friends and family they’ll come after him.

However Flapjack is overly confident and goes for a cheap price on this.

Kowboy on the other hand feels like he may die because of this. So his price is drastically more, as he mentions you’ll be a giant balloon man in the hospital. Flapjack thinks that’s no big deal.

Viral sex tape

Or getting beat up? On this weeks would you rather you must choose to have one of two videos going viral. You having sex with an ugly girl while some transgender woman with a dick gives you a back massage with their finger in your butt hole.

Or you getting beat up.

The crew actually has a lot of stipulations with this one to sort of put them on an even playing field to make them both suck equally as bad. Now right about now you may thinking getting beat up is totally redeemable at this point.

The thing is you aren’t getting beat up for no reason and the video goes viral. You are getting beat up because you knock ice-cream out of a toddlers hand. So you’re known as a piece of shit from this point out.

The crew is back and forth on this one except for the female Shortstop. Seems women will have sex with just about anyone without being grossed out no matter the gender or cross gender.

Flapjack and Kowboy end going with getting beat up. Flapjacks reason is he doesn’t want a finger in his butt otherwise he would do the sex tape.

Kowboy on the other hand will promote the podcast and hopefully attract new viewers who want to talk shit. His theory is he’ll be like the “Cash me ouside” girl Danielle Bregoli. Everyone hates you then you become famous because everyone “loves” to hate you. Then he vows he’ll donate to charity to clear his name or some shit.

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Cheers – Einstein