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Kanye West
Has a clothing line and it is absolutely horrid. What the fuck is this guy thinking!? On this weeks “The Feels” the crew goes over his clothing line which looks like it was inspired by the homeless. One of his sweat shirts is full of holes and looks like it came straight from a dumpster. He’s also got sweaters without holes that has sleeves going down to your knees. You know because not having the ability to use your hands isn’t annoying.
The rest of his line looks like its something out of a future movie like the 5th element, and not in a good way. The style looks like the future has gone to shit and everyone is a bunch of street dwellers. Kowboy mentions Kanye running for president in 2020, which he worries about if Kanye dresses people like this.
Snake Island
This week marks the first week for a new segment called “Fantasy Scenario”. Kowboy unloads some info about some government that wants you to maintain the resources of an island for 6 months with friends, which is actually a real thing. Now the hook for this is it will be on Ilha da Queimada Grande or Snake Island. Home of the Golden Lance head viper that will liquefy your insides as you die a slow death in about an hours time if bitten.
The island is about 106 acres with one golden lance head per square meter.
The crew will all have a job. Blackwidow will wash clothes and make sandwiches. Flapjack will forge for berries while carrying Rumpelstiltskin on his back. Yes Rumpelstiltskin returns to the show since episode 4.. Rumpelstiltskin is incredibly afraid of snakes so his presence is absolutely useless to everyone. More so a burden than anything.
Kowboy’s job will be to spear all the snakes to death in order to defend everyone from possible attacks.
Everyone is allowed to bring one tool like from that show naked and afraid.
Blackwidow brings a flamethrower. Rumpelstiltskin brings fuel for the flamethrower. Kowboy brings a fire extinguisher do put out the fires, since the entire island is made of of brush. Flapjack will bring some burn cream since someone is bound to get hurt with the flamethrower.
Girl who don’t fart
are not to be trusted, according to old Rumpelstiltskin. “If a girl is hiding her farts from you shes bound to be hiding other things from you.” Very wise words I must say as the crew talks about Blackwidow ripping a fart in front of her co-worker on accident. To find out more on this hilarious conversation, catch the full episode in the embedded audio player at the top, and go like us on facebook you fucks.
Cheers – Einstein
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