Final Fantasy V - Part 1: I Like Big Bartz and I Cannot Lie

Everything Is Crystals: The Final Fantasy Podcast for People who Have Never Played Final Fantasy

Final Fantasy V is one of the more quirky entries in the franchise, having never come to America, and trading the multi-character saga of FFIV for a smaller, more customizable cast. It’s also weird a.f. In keeping with that theme, we brought the boys from Beliver/Skpetic Podcast on board to take a stab at the interdimensional shangingans of FFV! We got conveniently timed meteorites, genderfluid sea monsters, and fire demons all up in this b****!

For Skippers: Story Starts at 27:35

For Drinkers:

The Santa Klauser

Ingredients:

Equal parts ginOne eggA shot of simple syrup or honey. Add a little sugar or half part of cream if you want it to be sweeter.

Directions:

Emulsify the mixture for 35 seconds to a minute. Add ice to the martini shaker, and shake for a another minute or minute half. Pour into glass and sprinkle a dash of cinnamon and cayenne on top. Shake it in a shaker for 45 seconds.