NFL Week 5: Mitch madness, more regrets and...Curtis Enis?

Fantasy Football Party

You knew it was going to be one of those nights when Bo grabbed Smallwood, then talked up the need for giving Chubb more touches.

Yes, the Fantasy Football Party-goers have the collective juvenile mindset of prepubescent teenage boys, but at least they refrained from making a Curtis Enis joke.

(Narrator: They didn’t.)

But double-entendres aside, the FFP podcast is chock full of everything you could possibly need to school your fantasy league and fill your DFS coffers with lots and lots of do-re-mi. In this episode alone you had our personal regrets from Week 5, all the news that matters to your fantasy-addled brain, and 50/50 teams that allow the Party-goers some friendly competition while cluing you in on players who might be available to adequately fill a bye-week hole or otherwise fix a busted lineup.

And then there was Magsh bearing down in the face of a Cubs collapse and a Bears bye; 2V pontificating on the proliferation of points and how it should (or—spoiler alert—shouldn’t) affect your future plans; and Bo battling through the fit of giggles and a bevy of stiff drinks to go hard after his Smallwood/Chubb stack while packaging a bunch of junk together to combat the lightning rod of… well, you know where this is going and it will only end poorly.

As Anthony Weiner once said, “I’ll text it to you.”

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The FFP's 50/50 lineups for Week 4:

Bo:

Blake Bortles

Cory Grant

Donte Moncrief

Wendell Smallwood

Philip Dorsett

Nick Chubb

CJ Uzomah

Ryan Succop

Jets D

2V:

Derek Carr

Theo Riddick

Jalen Richard

Dede Westbrook

Keke Coutee

Mike Williams

Austin Hooper

Caleb Sturgis

Panthers DST

magsh:

Joe Flacco

Nyheim Hines

Ty Montgomery

Taywan Taylor

Geronimo Allison (INJURY ALT: Marquez Valdes Scantling)

Ryan Grant

Ben Watson

Cowboys defense

Cairo Santos