Freelance's Bongo Bongo Bookclub: This Hoe Got Roaches In Her Crib (Part Three; Hoe is Life)

Freelance Elf

Rest In Peace Winston (August 23rd 2000 - July 5th 2019) I've been sitting on this episode for about four months because I wasn't too happy with how it turned out, but given the fact that my creative muse has been slowly dying, I don't feel right with just throwing this one in the garbage. This episode was supposed to be a high quality 'send off' to Winston, the 'Bongo Cat', but unforuntaley, like every other Bongo we've made, this episode was dog-shit and I hated it. Still, I want to keep making episodes so I want to push through this terrible episode and get on to another. So without further delay, we bring you the next episode in the 'Roaches' Saga. Join us at the Round Table we break ALL THE RULES in prison because apparently Prison Guards are capable of being really cool guys and just LETTING black people out of prison but just DON'T for whatever reason, as well as dropping some ecstasy tablets before getting some DICK SUCK at the WHITE PALACE with our MUSTY AFRICAN CAB DRIVER, we'll ponder on how we can get full custody of our retarded child, and we'll call child protective services while we smack our melons. I'm so fucking lost on where this book is going, I've just stopped caring, we are NOT quitting this book until we finish it, FUCK YOU!!! You'll laugh, you'll cry, you will call ALTON JONES; All this and more on this weeks Bongo! - Freelance (Myself) - Sweepy (Dale) (Recording Nigga) - Nay Nay Goodpussy - Big Jew - Skeleton King (DSA Retard Rapist on Twitter) - Elf Respecter 1488 - Hazzard - Nonuser (Not Reading) The music that was used in this weeks episode is as follows: Intro: Andrew Sisters & Danny Kaye - Civilization (Bongo Bongo Bongo) Intermission #1: Windows 96 - Drive Slow Intermission #2: Kickpuncher - Resolution Outro: Cluster Buster - Maniac 1980