Back to regularly scheduled programming, and that really just means Andrea gushing over Spurs defeating Man City while Steven pretends he doesn't care. This week, the wankers invite Marwan Shousher, professional footy photographer, to join them at the mic and talk mad chisme. The trio discuss Champions League, the title race (which Andrea insis ...…

The Wankers have been all over the place lately, but one place in particular, is East River Bar watching the 2nd division Bundesliga team, FC St. Pauli with the East River Pirates. At the helm of the official supporters' group, Shawn and Sören (Andrea never got that name right), who graciously came to share a little bit of what their club means ...…

To say they feel blessed is an understatement, the Wankers are elated to welcome extremely special baller guest, Yael Averbuch, on the show this week. Listen in, as they deep dive into her experiences from youth development and US national team call ups, to dealing with ulcerative colitis flare ups and taking a break from playing with her NWSL ...…

Guys, Steven got a man bun. It's tiny but it's there. Please stop telling the FKWs they didn't have an episode last week, they KNOW. It was a busy week for Steve and Dre but they're back with this minisode to catch you up on all of their fresh hot takes! Take a very shallow dive into the transfer rumors of the day, celebrate Colombians with a J ...…

Steven and Andrea are back on schedule fam! Tune in as they discuss Mario Balotelli's goal celebration, Gareth Bale's tantrum, and Turkish players literally cutting each other with razor blades. Hackney Wick are doing the Lord's work in the actual coolest kits, while Huffington Post is calling out nazis within the NYCFC supporters' culture. The ...…

MLS is back baby, and as a gift to all you FKWs out there, these wankers are dropping a super special episode with current New York Red Bull midfielder, Alex Muyl. Listen in for a behind the scenes look at what it's like to be a homegrown player, who on the squad is most likely to slide into your dms, and perhaps hear an especially dirty joke t ...…

The FKWs call this the "tired edition". After several long weeks of fixtures and travel, Broadway called and derailed the pod plans, so having to improvise, these wankers got together a day late and made it work. Lots to snitch about this week, but mostly Kepa taking over as manager for Chelsea, the reason Vardy always wears a cast, and a Brend ...…

After a two week vacation hiatus, the Full Kit Wankers are back and introducing the newest member of the pod family: Indy the Pod Pup. Right before the hiatus, your two favorite pod hosts had a guest segment on Soccer Afternoon Live and it slayed. If you hear Andrea and Steven talking baby talk, it's because a baby miniature dachshund has joine ...…

Steven and Andrea record a super short and sweet minisode this week to gear up for massive upcoming fixtures and surprise travel plans! Listen is as they still go in on people who compare stadium attendances for the Superbowl vs. the MLS Cup, Alexis Sanchez' new film, Eden Hazard shocking everyone, and Jurgen Klopp bringing the salt. Player of ...…

Midweek fixtures were so shocking they required a special delay in podcast release. These Wankers kick it old school, no guest, just the dulcet sounds of Andrea's singing and Steven going on about his fantasy team. Tune in for result recaps for the Carabao Cup, Copa Del Rey, the FA Cup, La Liga, Bundesliga and Premier League matches from midwee ...…

Steven and Andrea practice what they preach and used their sub in supersub and super guest James Colvin who joins the Wankers for some Lambrusco and footy gossip. James was the perfect Chelsea fan to discuss Maurizio Sarri throwing his players' determination under the bus, but the manager chat didn't stop there. Bielsa's powerpoint is bde 2019, ...…

A late Merry Christmas to Steven, as the FKWs are joined by Cosmos fanboy, and Copa90 presenter Patrick Infurna. The Wankers talk rumors: Zlatan throwing Ronaldo some shade, Marcelo Bielsa's Spygate frank admission, some paper chase including Everton's mind-boggling interest in Michael Bradley, and Timmy Weah slaying it at Celtic. They had a lo ...…

The last of the Full Kit Wanker Holiday specials! Happy to be in 2019, the Wankers are joined by renowned tattoo artist, bar owner, and fox in the box, Alex McWatt to discuss the last gasp of festive fixtures and most importantly, whether Bellerin is going to start a fashun line or not. It's transfer season, so you know "paper chase" is on ever ...…

It’s the last time you’ll hear Andrea mispronounce names in 2018! For this special, the wankers are joined by Harsh Mall, die hard Manchester United fan, and attendee of the World Cup final 2018. Just because it’s the holidays, doesn’t mean there isn’t gossip, and between the January transfer window, and Memphis Depay’s new single, there’s much ...…

Boxing Day with the Benitez Brothers is about to become a yearly tradition. John Benitez (not affiliated with Nike) and previous guest, ex-El Salvadoran national U-21 player Kenny Benitez (also John's younger brother), join Steven and Andrea to eat some leftover Christmas cookies and talk some chisme like true Latinos. The Wankers and guests co ...…

Merry Christmas from the Full Kit Wankers! Your favorite soccer podcast hosts wouldn't dream of taking a holiday, not when there's so much December footy to discuss. Of course, the Wankers cover Mourinho's departure from Manchester United, and how he was "tricked" into the meeting leading to his firing. Andrea maybe thought Ole Gunnar Solksjaer ...…

Well it finally happened. Mourinho out. Only Natalie Imbruglia's dulcet tones can help us now. The Wankers carry on, however, discussing Champions League group stage culmination, Tottenham making it out of their group of death, Thomas Muller trying to kill a man, and Ronaldo always needing the glory. They briefly touch upon Europa League (it's ...…

The Full Kit Wankers are not worthy of the guest they had this week. Colombian International player, Melissa Ortiz, joined us in the undisclosed location to spit takes. Our first female guest did not disappoint, as finally Andrea felt emboldened to discuss her inappropriate crush on Jurgen Klopp. Chisme is their identity as Parceros, and the th ...…

Just when you thought Tottenham Hotspur fans around the world could rejoice in defeating Chelsea and Inter, within mere days, the North London Derby comes around to deflate tater tots everywhere. The Full Kit Wankers had a little Derby of their own, with first ever repeat guest, the most Gooner of goons, Sean Swift rubbing salt in our fresh wou ...…

The Full Kit Wankers are joined by Soccershape co-founder and current Cosmos player Johnny Borrajo, as they explore why Copa Libertadores was the biggest bummer ever. Did Soccerleaks target Sergio Ramos this week? They most certainly did, as he's facing doping allegations during the Champions League 2017 final. Unai Emery is a Peaky Blinder, an ...…

International break doesn't mean the fun has to stop, and this week, for the third week in a row, the Wankers go all-latin pod and are joined by the Cooligans! Have you ever wondered if Lukaku can drop fire bars? Wonder no more (he can). Delle Alli is designing fashion lines, Dembele is addicted to fortnite, Maradona is answering the phone duri ...…

Steven and Andrea were joined by a very special, Copa Libertadores' themed guest, head of River Plate Filial in Brooklyn, Hernan Amorini as they discuss last week's fixtures. Join these three latinos as they discuss the latest soccer gossip, if playing for Pep Guardiola would be better than sex, Champions League Matchday 4, these lit MLS playof ...…

Josh Guerra, co-founder of The Five United, joins the Wankers to discuss his latest project; a documentary on New York's oldest club, SC Gjoa. Hear Andrea and Steven disagree on whether throwing trash on the field is cute, as well as more hot takes on "Super League" and Der Spiegel's latest soccer leaks. The FKWs and Josh rank their top 3 MLS p ...…

The Full Kit Wankers celebrated El Clasico by inviting notorious Real Madrid aficionado, and ex El Salvadorian national youth team member, Kenny Benitez to guest host on this week's pod. Roll your eyes as Andrea finds a way to mention Sigurdsson again, and Steven loves on Copa Libertadores. It was a big week for fixtures, the Spurs are out of C ...…

International break is over, honestly thank god and the Full Kit Wankers are so jazzed to talk about all things club footy. Steven and Andrea go full Harriet the Spy, and snitch on some soccer gossip regarding Mourinho's John Cena moment, Messi's broken wing, and Pogba losing his mark. Hear all about last week's fixtures in the Premier League, ...…

International break means heartache for Full Kit Wanker Andrea, as she mourns the lack of club play, but joy for Steven as they both dive into UEFA Nations League, and other International Friendly fixtures of the week. Stay tuned while the FKWs grapple with their half Colombian pride and deep adoration for James Rodriguez' curler all the while ...…

These FKWs were #blessed to have Arsenal NYC's very own VP, Sean Swift, on the pod. This week's show includes recaps on Champions League, Europa League (sigh), the supporter's shield race between Atlanta FC and the New York Red Bulls, and Steven's clear obsession with the NY Cosmos. Listen to Andrea gush endlessly about Messi, continue to rag o ...…

Episode 3 of Full Kit Wankers covers the dramatic start to cuffing season, including the love lost between Jose Mourinho and Pogba, the steady decline of Manchester United, Maradona's hot takes on Messi's international status, and more. Listen up for updates on the Carabao Cup, American soccer, the Premier League, and hear the wankers themselve ...…

This week, the Full Kit Wankers cover everything soccer, starting with Champions League, Europa league, and then later American soccer, Campeones Cup (whatever that spanglish means) and Atlanta FC. They then move on to discuss the EPL and our Yanks abroad closing out with everyone's favorite recap: the female intended play, this week covering t ...…

Steven and Andrea proudly introduce themselves as Full Kit Wankers, recapping last weekend's EPL fixtures, discussing the state of US Soccer, and highlighting some excellent lady play all while debating what it really means to be a true soccer fan.