Teaser — Season 2

Hell Gate City

Teaser for COMPANION Visit http://hellgatecity.com. Support the show! Rate and review on Spotify, Apple, Podchaser, and wherever else they let you. And make sure to follow/subscribe so you don't miss out on this exciting new release. Credits Screaming Panda Presents: COMPANION Written, performed, and produced by Kevin Berrey – http://kevinplease.com Music composed by Cheska Navarro – https://www.cheskanavarro.com/ Transcript: KIRBY: Howdy, hell-hacker. Kirby here to announce a new program coming your way. But first, a bit of local news. Dust off your Kraken plague respirator and mask up when you head out today. The air of Hell Gate City is nearly opaque with purmple haze. That’s purmple – it’s like purple, but tastes grapey. But don’t be fooled, grape heads. Purmple haze has pummeled the air quality index to a hazardous 499. So, look out for increased murk drifting south from fires consuming the largest grape flavor-producing plant, most Canadrian forests, and several sick burns of Strayhorn, my best friend from third grade. He probably deserves a break after being continually roasted for encouraging his brother’s pet ferret to bite my calf years ago. Hit me up if you’re listening, Stray. And now, our announcement. COMPANION is a new show winding up to blast directly into your brainlink this summer. Seeing as it’s top secret, I can only say this. It involves at least three things: a person from Hell Gate City entering the Underworld, a mindboggling customer service experience, and a Honduran bat. That’s the skinny, Amsterdenizinny. Oh, and, COMPANION hits different if you’re done with Season 1. So finish listening to our award-winning first season if you haven’t. And get ready for a wild ride. CMP – COMPANION – is coming soon to our feed. Till next time. May the sticky proboscis of a humongous flame gorgon dispatch your town’s crooked game warden. Bevins, wowee-zowee-Maui-owee-out.