Episode 2: Symptoms Circus, Or, A Detailed Description of Everything We Can Actually Stand to Eat

I Beg Your Partum?

In this episode, Jade and Katie give their opinions on nausea-friendly and unfriendly foods, provide you with too much information about our digestive issues (Progesterone is the ENEMY, and Zofran has gross side effects), and discuss The Bump's list of weird, wacky pregnancy symptoms. (Including unchecked hair growth, "lightning crotch," and excessive drool.) The Boys discuss the evolving role of dads in the delivery room and plan what kind of cigar they'll bring to the birth (jokes).

Katie has extreme giggle disease throughout this episode, since the lack of calories has apparently made her go completely bananas, but has learned not to laugh DIRECTLY into the microphone, for the most part. You're welcome, eardrums.

Jade makes Katie laugh really hard, schools The Boys on infant poop-tracking apps, and waxes poetic on the delights of yogurt, dates, and fruit. She also has perfect skin and eyebrows.

We also introduce a terrible (but also terribly informative) segment we like to call "Pat's Pervert Corner." You get to learn what a vagina pump is! It's a doozy - thank you for sticking with us. Email us with your favorite and/or most memorable pregnancy foods at [e-mail]! We'll discuss them in a later episode!