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”Pisstaker” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Peacemaker”)
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“Pisstaker”
Not one, but six!
So, my name is Donnie; I’ve got no money; owned by the Russian mob
Together do some “laundry,” or they’ll clean me out (Oh, no-no)
So, I call my Vlady; I’m on hold, hold, hold, hold, hold
After five hours, he says, “Why don’t you just leave us alone?”
So, I wear a bracelet, as a reminder; asks “What Would Vlady Do?”
If my Cabinet protests it, I say “You are screwed!” (Oh, yeah-yeah)
So, I call a guy, who says, “Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait”
“I know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”
Showers, the golden showers
There are powers with the tapes
Pee on my a$$ and face
So, whatever Vlady says, I trust and obey
So, his name is Donnie; he’s lost some money; is owned by the mob
He’s on a choke-collar, so they don’t bark (Ruff, ruff, ruff)
So, he’s always their b*tch, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf, arf
If they say to, he’ll lick his balls if one is left
So, he has no control, but wants to act like he’s really strong
Even though his muscles look like nothing more than fluff (fluff, fluff, fluff)
So, I’m a pisstaker, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Little Donnie, take it away again for the chorus
Showers, the golden showers
There are powers with the tapes
Pee on my a$$ and face
So, whatever Vlady says, I trust and obey
So, now I’m tired of doing the mob favors
Being the butt of “showers” jokes by pisstakers
Sh*t, I’ve got a call from someone named Popovsky (“Ha, ha, ha”)
“You better not take off, for we hold your golden fate”
“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”
“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”
“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”
“We know what he did in the summer of sixty-eight”
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