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”They’re Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)” (parody based on The Proclaimers’ song, ”I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)”)
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"They're Gonna Watch (2,000 Mules)" (to the tune of The Proclaimers' "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)")
When he wakes up, well, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie because he’s Dinesh D’Souza
When he speaks out, yeah, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie because he lies when his lips move
If he posts tweets, well, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie because he’s foreign to the truth
And if he shoots a film, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie like a no-good felon would do
But they would watch two-thousand mules
And they would watch two-thousand more
Just so they can claim that votes were stolen
While living in Natives’ home
When he’s working, yes, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie because that’s what pro liars do
And when caught porking his Christian mistress named Sue
He’ll give money to her and her husband too
When he gets charged (when he gets charged), oh, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie ‘cause he don’t want cell #2
And if he goes there, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie, because that’s all D’Souz can do
But they would watch two-thousand mules
And they would watch two-thousand more
Just so they can claim that votes were stolen
While living in Natives’ home
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Dur dur dur yada dur yada dur yada dur dur dur
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Dur dur dur yada dur yada dur yada dur dur dur
When he’s praying, well, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie, because he’s talking to himself
And when he’s sleeping, well, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie, because his teddy bears said so
When he speaks out (when he speaks out), well, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie because he lies when his lips move
When he gets charged (when he gets charged), well, I know he’s gonna lie
He’s gonna lie ‘cause he don’t want cell #2
He’s gonna lie ‘cause he don’t want cell #2
But they would watch two-thousand mules
And they would watch two-thousand more
Just so they can claim that votes were stolen
While living in Natives’ home
Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)
Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)
Dur dur dur yada dur yada dur yada dur dur dur
Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)
Blah blah blah blah (blah blah blah blah)
Dur dur dur yada dur yada dur yada dur dur dur
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Dur dur dur yada dur yada dur yada dur dur dur
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Dur dur dur yada dur yada dur yada dur dur dur
But they would watch two-thousand mules
And they would watch two-thousand more
Just so they can claim that votes were stolen
While living in Natives’ home
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