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”Withholding the Bribery” (parody based off Green Day’s song ”Before the Lobotomy”)

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“Withholding the Bribery”

Speaking, he was only speaking

“I’ll give you that if you give me this,” no quid pro quo

Dealing, he is always dealing

“Four-hundred million for Biden’s dental records”

Reeling, his story is reeling

Like the Pinocchio-who-cried-wolf on steroids

Covers, he’s running for covers

But the bed he made he will now have to lie in

(Oh, boo-hoo)

He’s withholding the bribery

One even the blind can see

Guilty of fraud and conspiracy

Obstruction and being a pu$$y

He never thought he would be caught

He thought everything could be bought

Forgot technology exists

Thought TikTok was a clock for kids

Impeached for his crimes on two counts (Lock!)

Then acquitted by soul sell-outs (Him!)

He must have some dirt on them (Up!)

Lady G’s blow-up doll named Gym

Morals not a part of his life

He’d rather die than say he lied

About to face his comeuppance

“Mother’s disappointed,” says Mike Pence

A criminal (Lock)

He is a criminal (Him)

A criminal (Up)

He is a criminal (Now)

Each accusation is a confession

When he threatens, he says “I was…”

Speaking, he was only speaking

“I’ll give you that if you give me this,” no quid pro quo

Dealing, he is always dealing

“Four-hundred million for Biden’s dental records”

Reeling, his story is reeling

Like the Pinocchio-who-cried-wolf on steroids

Covers, he’s running for covers

But the bed he made he will now have to lie in

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https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

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https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A

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“Withholding the Bribery”

Speaking, he was only speaking

“I’ll give you that if you give me this,” no quid pro quo

Dealing, he is always dealing

“Four-hundred million for Biden’s dental records”

Reeling, his story is reeling

Like the Pinocchio-who-cried-wolf on steroids

Covers, he’s running for covers

But the bed he made he will now have to lie in

(Oh, boo-hoo)

He’s withholding the bribery

One even the blind can see

Guilty of fraud and conspiracy

Obstruction and being a pu$$y

He never thought he would be caught

He thought everything could be bought

Forgot technology exists

Thought TikTok was a clock for kids

Impeached for his crimes on two counts (Lock!)

Then acquitted by soul sell-outs (Him!)

He must have some dirt on them (Up!)

Lady G’s blow-up doll named Gym

Morals not a part of his life

He’d rather die than say he lied

About to face his comeuppance

“Mother’s disappointed,” says Mike Pence

A criminal (Lock)

He is a criminal (Him)

A criminal (Up)

He is a criminal (Now)

Each accusation is a confession

When he threatens, he says “I was…”

Speaking, he was only speaking

“I’ll give you that if you give me this,” no quid pro quo

Dealing, he is always dealing

“Four-hundred million for Biden’s dental records”

Reeling, his story is reeling

Like the Pinocchio-who-cried-wolf on steroids

Covers, he’s running for covers

But the bed he made he will now have to lie in

Books

https://www.amazon.com/Craig-Rozniecki/e/B00JBQ95LO

Twitter

https://twitter.com/CraigRozniecki

Facebook

https://www.facebook.com/AuthorCraigRozniecki/

Blog

https://thekind-heartedsmartaleck.blogspot.com/

YouTube

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOPLDCBGkbzDh0PMUneNQ3A

  continue reading

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