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Episode #43-Canine Comedy with Dog Themed Dad Jokes
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Ever wondered if your pooch has a sense of humor? Knicki and I certainly think so, which is why we're tossing aside the training treats and picking up a joke book for our latest podcast episode. Prepare to howl with laughter (or possibly pain) as we share a tail-wagging collection of dog-themed dad jokes. This episode filled with light-hearted banter is the perfect companion for your daily dog walk, drive to get a pup cup, or a cozy evening cuddled up with your furry best friend.
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Dog Themed Dad Jokes We Found on The Internet
Three boys see a fire engine with a dog go by and discuss what his job is. ‘Crowd control?’ says one boy. ‘He’s the mascot.’ says the second boy. The third boy nods sagely and says: ‘He finds fire hydrants.’
I named my 2 dogs Rolex and Timex.
They are my watch dogs.
What do you call a dog that has been left outside in the cold for an extended
period of time?
A chili-dog.
What kind of dog likes taking a bath every day?
A shampoo-dle.
What do you have if you breed a cocker spaniel with a poodle and a rooster?
A cockerpoodlepoo!
How do you stop a dog from barking in your front yard? Put him in your back yard
I wanted to see lots of animals at the zoo but they only had one small dog. It was a Shih-Tzu.
Why did the man living in Alaska name his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites.
Which dog breed loves living in the Big Apple?
A New Yorkie.
What do you call a dog that was born with no legs?
It really doesn't matter, he ain't coming.
What is the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
Well, one of them wags his tail and the other tags his whales.
Q: Why do dogs like conjunctions?
A: They just love buts.
When you cross an aggressive dog with a computer, what do you get?
A lot of bites.
I recently planted a pet tree, and it’s like having a pet dog except . . .
The bark is much quieter.
Why is a noisy yappy dog like a tree?
They both have a lot of bark.
A three-legged dog walks into a bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?
A: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
Where abouts should you never ever take a dog shopping?
A flea market
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a Boxer.
How are dog catchers in the UK paid?
By the pound.
Q: Why do you need a license for a dog and n
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