Mariah Carey's ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOU and cracker jokes and inoffensive MC greetings and slavery or cannibalism and fertility and revenge and demon possession or necromancy and Maslow's needs

Lyrics of the Lost

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[Intro] I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need I don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I just want you for my own More than you could ever know Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you, yeah

[Verse 1] I don't want a lot for Christmas There is just one thing I need (And I) Don't care about the presents Underneath the Christmas tree I don't need to hang my stocking There upon the fireplace (Ah) Santa Claus won't make me happy With a toy on Christmas Day

[Chorus] I just want you for my own (Ooh) More than you could ever know (Ooh Make my wish come true All I want for Christmas is you You, baby

[Verse 2] Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas I won't even wish for snow (And I) I'm just gonna keep on waiting Underneath the mistletoe I won't make a list and send it To the North Pole for Saint Nick (Ah) I won't even stay awake to Hear those magic reindeer click

[Chorus repeat]

[Bridge] Oh, all the lights are shining So brightly everywhere (So brightly, baby) And the sound of children's Laughter fills the air (Oh, oh yeah) And everyone is singing (Oh yeah) I hear those sleigh bells ringing (Oh) Santa, won't you bring me the one I really need? (Yeah, oh, oh) Won't you please bring my baby to me?

[Verse 3] Oh, I don't want a lot for Christmas This is all I'm asking for (Ah) I just wanna see my baby Standing right outside my door

[Chorus repeat]

[Outro] You, baby All I want for Christmas is you, baby (You) All I want for Christmas is you, baby (Ah, oh, ah, oh) All I want for Christmas is you, baby (You) All I want for Christmas is you, baby (All I really want, baby, ooh) All I want for Christmas is you, baby (All I want, all I really want is you)

Jump to section:

(00:11) Pretty short introduction

(00:30) Christmas cracker/bon-bon jokes

(07:45) Mariah Carey = Merry Christmas

(09:43) The price of wanting you for Christmas

(13:01) Wasted presents under the tree

(15:35) Rental terms or ownership?

(16:22) Wish-slacktivism

(16:58) Purpose, hunger, skins

(17:54) The music videos and spin-offs

(22:57) Fertility struggles

(25:30) Sad scenes, bargaining, deals, Bee Gees

(27:54) TAKEN VII: the Revenge

(30:06) Get straight with Santa

(22:29) Flirting with evil

(36:01) Deep dive on Saint Nicholas, Necromancer

(39:01) Murder and/or manslaughter

(43:43) Reindeer click (singular?)

(45:29) Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs

(47:42) Other theories from the internet

(50:34) Misheard lyrics

(51:30) Notable trivia and legal wrangles

(56:26) Surprise AI song #178

(01:00:04) Farewells

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