The Great Melon Debate, Grocery Store Show Pony, and Kiki's Reign of Chaos

Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy

In the latest chaotic episode of "Misadventures with Kiki and Cowboy," Kiki declares herself Queen of something or other, and the two dive into a hilariously absurd debate about the merits—or lack thereof—of melons, peanut butter, and various other foods. Kiki's disdain for most melons is only slightly tempered by her vague tolerance of watermelon, especially when slathered in tajin. Cowboy, on the other hand, is more concerned with Kiki's disdain for his prized "plastic peanut butter," which she insists could double as spackle. The duo's tangents weave through topics like whether there's such a thing as a "gourdologist" and how celery with peanut butter and raisins is either a childhood delight or an abomination, depending on who you ask. We also learn that nothing spices up a family visit like throwing your sister under the bus and getting your unsuspecting beloved roped into chauffeuring an octogenarian who treats the grocery store like his own personal stage. Cowboy finds himself navigating not just the aisles, but also the endless social engagements of his elderly companion, who manages to make a five-minute shopping trip last over an hour. From dodging melting groceries to witnessing the dramatic transformation from a chatty show pony to a no-nonsense customer at checkout, Cowboy’s adventure at the store is one for the books.