S4 Ep8: News With My Fiancé - Thursday, March 21st 2024

News with My Fiance

https://www.instagram.com/newswithmyfiance/
Intro music and Podcast edited by Kyle Gilmer of Residual Audio
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Host Check In

• Did y’all know that the founder of urban alchemy is a Dolezal?!?
• Republican Senator Halloran wilds the f*** out on the house floor. From a book he wants banned from school libraries, he read an explicit excerpt detailing a the author’s rape, and inserted a fellow Senator’s name multiple times, looking directly at her.
• How bout that Mississippi Goon Squad?
• Today is the 167th day of Israel’s relentless brutality and genocide of the Palestinian people-- for land.
  Per Al Jazeera: Over 100 Palestinians have been killed by Israeli attacks across Gaza in the last 24 hours.
• Netanyahu told US Republican senators that Israel will continue the war to defeat Hamas.
• The Biden administration has apparently gotten over its ceasefire allergy. Their tone is shifting a smidge, air dropping aid has started, constructing aid ports is a thing (ca-ching!), and saying BB needs to cool his jets out loud; while somehow simultaneously continues to provide weapons and protection to israel. Don’t worry though, they got a letter saying israel promises they aren’t using weapons for the US for war crimes.

LEAD STORIES RUNDOWN
LOCAL

• You know what Portland REALLY needs? Riot Police

NATIONAL

• Tik Tok: The security threat Meta warned your legislators about.
• B**** Better Have My Money: Trump has to pay up but he's a poor?

Playlist: List the songs played on today’s show

• Electrowavebaby - Kid Cudi
• Batman - Jaden
• Be Alright - Kendrick Lamar
• Buffalo Stance - Neneh Cherry

TEXTS FROM THIS EPISODE:

1. Good morning!!
2. Good morning! On my pop quiz I have background hums, missed Frankenstein connections, and casual mysogynoir ✅
3. Find a hole!!
4. Good morning Xray fam! Stay in vitamins, say your school and eat your prayers! XOXO RUDO
5. fiance's , the thugs in this town love~love to smash our collective community efforts to craft change. the larger narrative!!!. while THE CITY of Portland plut harm our community! ~♡portland
6. P~p~poooorrrr!! Bahbh ahbaba b.
7. The welfare queen myth fully realized in Donald Rump!!!!
8. Good morning fiancés!!!
9. L o l.... the poor!! Riot cop got kicked off a tiktok..
10. (?) What else is in that bill???
11. The vibe I get is "only WE get to surveil our citizens" Also, as a veteran the government has been the weakest link of leaking my info again and again.
12. Grandma's getting us in trouble again..
13. Put it to bed.. the feds and Ted have that shit.. I bet Renee is on tiktok
14. A bit off topic, but my wife says she likes Ambush's laugh 😆
15. Bahbahabahab!!
16. They thought they were keeping kids safe from a crocodile. CV
17. Yes love morgan do your homework..🎶✨️💚🤣
18. Thanks for the shout out to the no thumbs club. Always here, love you! Oh, while we're banning things why don't we ban the things that are the #1 killer of children? Or at least have reasonable regulations of them.
19. DnDTok! Xoxo Rudicus Maximus
20. GET OFF MORGANS PORCH Tick Torks!
21. That part???
22. Shogun is quite good. Crystal
23. Next week in the news tiktok Uncovered as the best american spy.. Written by the views
24. Putin will pay it.
25. Morgan's "ya money maan" gave big Neneh Cherry Buffalo Stance!
26. My fantasy: Taylor Swift buys Mar-a-Lago and turns it into a wind farm.
27. Dump truck, doesn't know he can't say pussy if he's poor!!!!🤣🤣🤣
28. 🎶p~town.. Omg! love u good!!
29. Do we REALLY need more P.OT. in Portland?!!
30. Okay I got one more!!!. Public order, I feel bad for the person behind me. I have a lot of things I need to order. The hole ass f***! Public order does sound handsome.Also not.I'm hungry.I'm gonna order something like bacon. ♡p~town
31. ? Like rumpelstiltskin where the f*** is Juan. The creation of
32. That part! their money! was redistributed. Are better known as Defended. Lol

Don’t let the individuals distract you from the systems
Poverty is a policy choice
People Over Profits
Power to the People
None of us are free until we are all free