episode eighty-seven: Why does the mustard matter?

Oz 9

Remember those days, hanging out at the mall, thinking Spencer's Gifts was the height of counter-culture because they had festive roach clips? Yeah, me neither. I spent all my time at Waldenbooks.

Anyway, get ready for a trip backwards in time to the mall. I can almost smell the Orange Julius and Cinnabon (which reminded me that I made coffee that was currently cooling in the other room, dammit. I'm back now) and hear the yelps as another pre-teen gets their ears pierced at Claire's.

There's a very confused security guard -slash-sommelier, some moaning, and somebody ends up with an earring in their forehead. (Now taking bets on who THAT turns out to be.)

Because you haven't got the sense nature gave a goat, you're listening to:

• Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
• Sarah Rhea Werner as Pipistrelle
• Eric Perry as Joe
• Aaron Clark as Le Bichon Frise
• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• Lee Shackleford as Pluto
• introducing the Narrator's kiddo, Michaela Nadolny Gourley as Emma, the Counter Girl and
• John Dowgin of Mission: Rejected as Cyril the Security Guy.
• Kyle Jones is Narrator Two, and
• Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Our music is composed and performed by John Faley; Lucas Elliott creates our artwork. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Chrisi Talyn Saje is our sound designer. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry.

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