episode ninety-six: Why is there a bar on the bridge?

Oz 9

I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.

Have you ever met a Kestochalian? Actually, you might have. They're sort of lovely, except when you want to thump them on the snoot. Which, to be fair, is true of a lot of living things. Also my computer. Which, if it had a snoot, would have been thoroughly thumped on today.

ANYWAY, we made something for you, and if you've ever made a huge Sunday meal, this is kind of like that. We slaved all day, it'll be over in 20 minutes, and then we start over. Do I sound crabby? I feel kind of crabby.

You've been listening to:

• Shannon Perry as Madeline and Olivia
• Chrisi Talyn Saje as Julie
• Kevin Hall as Greg
• Bonnie Brantley as Jessie and Donna
• Tim Sherburn as Colin and Emily
• Lee Shackleford as Pluto
• David S. Dear as Dr Theo Bromae
• Eric Perry as Dr. von Haber Zetzer, Howard, and Joe
• Sarah Golding as Mrs Sheffield
• Sarah Rae Werner as Pipistrelle
• Kyle Jones as Narrator Two
• And Chris Nadolny Gourley is your Narrator

Thanks to Stan Sitzman for the "doffing of gas mask" noise, and Chris Nadolny Gourley for the cocktail umbrella sound!

John Faley is our music director, and our awesome artwork is by Lucas Elliott. Oz 9 is written by Shannon Perry. Sarah Golding is our dialogue editor, and Shannon Perry is our sound designer.

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Freesound sounds used in this episode:

• Cutting Lemon Or Orange by IENBA -- https://freesound.org/s/703058/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
• thud pint glass beer down on table wood knock door Vows.flac by kyles -- https://freesound.org/s/454222/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
• Charcoal Foley.wav by UlyssesAtSea -- https://freesound.org/s/648136/ -- License: Creative Commons 0
• freezing machine turn on.ogg by kyrika84 -- https://freesound.org/s/347428/ -- License: Creative Commons 0

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