Episode 14 - The Gang Breaks Out of Nac County

Redefine The Relationship

We got doozy of an episode on our hands as the gang begins a two part series discussing the on-again-off-again relationships they've been in and what became of them. Kuyk fucks up and doesn’t know the real name of the podcast… lame. Mitch and Todd’s Facebook pages are real lame, Todd sets up the layup and Mitch steals the points from Kuykendall, no one is interested in hearing about Kuyk’s sickness, Todd tries to use his child psychology on us, Kuyk digs up an ancient hilarious news headline, puns abound, Mitch busts out his trust penis drawing pad, Kuykendall has a great metaphor for on-again-off-again relationships, sleeping is NOT Russian Roulette, masturbation is great for meditation, puns abound again, title drop, Kuykendall is not proud of ANY of this story, is age really just a number? More stories from back at the SFA, Mitchell lies to the police but not really but kinda, all bad things happen at the Woods of SFA, Halloween in the Piney Woods is ALWAYS interesting, trust issues DO NOT get better with distance, Todd actually used the term “spanking off,” there was a man in a Kuykendall costume acting wild and getting him in trouble, if you have to ask your friends if you licked those titties you probably licked those titties, don’t bite that titty, the government definition of single is not your girlfriend’s definition of single, Kuykendall is a child and gets his mom to take car of her problems, Kuykendall’s mom is pretty damn intimidating, SEX FIXES EVERYTHING, Mitch should really be the head of a marketing firm, alcohol makes everything better, Lauren calls Kuyk on “phrasing,” Wrestlemania Nacogdoches GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!!!!! Kuyk comes to grips with how white trash he really is, the police always ruin all the fun, for the record jail staff loves ill timed dick jokes, I’m white trash and I’m in trouble, did Earl really have to die though? We’re one pet loss away from a legit CMA award, Lauren describes the difference between cordial and conjugal, now it’s time to lay out the master plan, Nac PD is nowhere near as busy Kuykendall is, patience is a virtue, this doesn’t seem to be the judgment free zone that we all believed it to be, everyone gets worried when anyone mentions an OBGYN, when is the right time in a relationship to tell the person you’re dating that you’re absolute white trash? Missed a chance for a great Ting Tings reference, peer pressure is a real thing on Redefine the Relationship, a year and a half is way too long to ride a seesaw, do we really need a dick-based language? We actually break Mitchell on air, trashy tacos are the best tacos, Lauren only cares about tacos and not her cohosts’ legal and relationship troubles, Reno 911 would have been WAY more fun than a Nac episode of Cops, the police’s Jedi mind tricks are stronger than Kuykendall’s, mad Naruto reference, drunk logic is infallible, getting arrested is basically like getting your body towed, thanks Obama, Jazz Cabbage, Lauren wants Kuykendall to plagiarize so that she’ll like him better, more dick language, and now it’s Wing Dicks and that’s how we get to finish the episode. Email us at [e-mail], follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter so that we can interact with you guys!