005: Millennials vs Washing Machines, Total Wipeout Groceries and Introducing Tooth Paint™ with Dan and Steve (1-3)
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Serious question: Which thing goes where in a washing machine? Please help us, we’re just dumb millennials who don’t know any better according to Nina Myskow, who Steve is currently writing a very angry email to. (But seriously, do let us know).
This week the war is on, Millennials vs Basic Lifeskills, Boomers vs Mobile Hotspots and Steve vs Galaxy chocolate. Steve’s on a mission to tackle worldwide obesity due to an unfortunate camera angle of himself (understandable) by turning supermarkets into Total Wipeout obstacles. Would you really do anything for a 4-pack of Mars bars? Not after this idea. Dan’s throwing away archaic rituals like brushing our teeth for two whole minutes and instead introducing Tooth Masks, it just makes sense. Dan’s mum jumps in on the business ideas this week with an idea to drop a cafe in all crematoriums. Cakes to Die For? Yes, please. We also hear from our lovely, but slightly feral listeners with their feedback and very questionable business ideas. (Looking at you Robyn).
MORE SERIOUS STUFF:
- Have you ever watched children's TV shows you used to love but recently? Would not recommend unless you like being absolutely creeped out
- Getting rid of cards for good. Thanks Aunt Steph but you could have just sent me a text x
- Dan can’t remember anything after being hypnotized at a Derren Brown show (was it really worth the money then?)
- Steve’s real-life experience saving a pirate’s life. Well, supervising it anyway
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