007: Royal Role Play, Weird Food Combos and Crunchy Hangover Cures with Dan and Steve (3-3)

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Before we start, we’ve got to set the record straight this week: Steve’s dad CAN use a washing machine. He really wanted that to be known. The dishwasher on the other hand? Clueless.

It’s Dan’s birthday! (yesterday) and he’s been so selfless by gifting YOU with probably one of his very best business ideas yet. Maybe it’s his new glasses. It’s given him all the great ideas this week including the Sarky Bastard Button which allows you to watch Live TV Gogglebox style, but instead of you watching a family watching something else, you’re just watching one guy yelling at the debates on Good Morning Britain. Steve’s still hung(over) up on ways to cure a hangover, his very real girlfriend thinks she’s got it down with 5 signature drinks whereas Dan’s got it sorted with eating an entire cucumber. As well as that, Steve’s invented the edible trio you didn’t even know you were waiting for: grapes, ready salted crisps and chocolate. Yes, all at once. Give this episode a listen and hear him out.

MORE SERIOUS STUFF:

• Dan and Steve test out their acting skills by reading Charles and Camilla’s steamy tapes
• Forget flying cars, Dan’s bringing out double-decker taxis
• Touchy meat eaters (we get it, you could never be vegan)
• What came first, drugs or aliens?
• More archaic practices you want to get rid of from our hilarious, incredibly talented copywriter who definitely isn’t writing this right now seething that no one agreed with her :)

We also wanna know your favourite replacement swear words! ‘Wally’ is comfortably sitting at a number one fave, can you send us a better one? Send us your best over on Instagram.

Charles and Camilla Transcript (brace yourself): https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/how-camillagate-tapes-exposed-secret-10958350

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