The News In Review - Barrett and Guests

Simon Barrett

Jeff Sessions – The man that can’t remember his birthday?. Well that’s how it seems. Roy Moore – Words fail me. Non of the options look good for the GOP and 2018. Al Franken – Should he resign That dang tax bill – Good thing or bad thing. Tax cuts for business permanent but expire for individuals. Is the repeal of the Obamacare individual mandate going to be the poison pill Dems start impeachment proceedings – But would a president Pence be any better? Asia tour a success – Trump managed to not start WWIII. Today is International Toilet Day - Why was Piglet staring down the toilet? He was looking for Pooh. Today, November 19th is Toilet Day. Urine for a treat. So what should we all do to celebrate? Spend a penny. Go to the jax, the john, the loo, the crapper, the lav, the WC. Use the facilities, the bathroom, the restroom, the washroom, the little girls’/boys’ room (if we’re going to be more decorous and euphemistic, using the name of the room so no one has to contemplate bodily functions). Take a pee, a slash, a leak, a widdle. Number one and number two. Go on, go on, go on. We prefer the loo or the toilet, the Brits like the lavatory, the French have the double-vee-cee, the Americans use the restroom.