02/29/2024 esme : My Dads Birthday Card

Song-A-Day

From esme: My Dads Birthday Card So as there was 29 days this year, I always intended on making my Dad a birthday song, and to post it on the 29th His birthday is the 28th, but when I was small he used to tell me his birthday was actually the 29th, I pointed out I didn't have to buy him a gift each year then, he tried to say it didn't work like that, but soon dropped this line of piss taking. So I sent him this yesterday, but the joke is very much for him that today is now his birthday in my eyes. Plus the story where he told me I was the Milkman's got so bad, that one day, my mum was paying the milkman and I arrived between her legs and said to this, mum said no older than 18 year old man "are you my Daddy" My mum was mortified, my dad however found the whole situation greatly amusing, and carried on even though my mum used to scowl at him ha. I stood no chance really, my grandfather (my dads side) used to teach me swear words, I used to stare at that man in great fascination. So this is for my wind up merchant dad on his 4 yearly birthday. I did it in one take, just off the top of my head, I just wanted it to be as daft as possible. He has listened to it...apparently it didn't make him cry