#55 - Hunted by Children

Standard Deviation

In this episode we answer uncomfortable questions from @aella_girl Twitter polls.

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**Content warning: lots of rape talk**

Questions discussed:

Have you ever put a finger in your own butthole?

You would predict that men or women report higher satisfaction in fully polyamorous relationships?

Have there been more selfies taken this year, or people who've ever lived?

The world's about to end. You can either let it end now, or you can replay the whole of this reality from the beginning, exactly as it all happened before. Which option do you take? (submitted by @NatalieRCargill )

If you could press a button to give you deep, unconditional love towards every consciousness in the world, would you do it?

If you had to bet money, would you bet that Donald Trump would or would not be re-elected for another 4 years as president?

Are you more or less weird than your friends?

Would you rather give up oral sex or cheese?

Have you ever completely cut contact with an immediate family member?

Can you fit a toilet paper roll around your erect penis?

Would you rather be raped, or convincingly but falsely accused of rape?

Do you use the word 'normies' in casual conversation?

Would you rather kill a child, or forever after have all children in the world attempt to kill you upon seeing you?

Would you rather rape or kill someone?

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