My guest this week is Tim Dillon. Tim is a great comedian with an incredible story. This is from his Twitter: "I'll be honest about my shit. I spent time in crack houses and I got into drugs; I started doing blow at 13 and was a closet homosexual; my mom is schizophrenic. That's why I'm like this. Now I want to know why everyone else is like th ...…

My guest this week on The HoneyDew is none other than the Drama King with the small patellas, Carl De Gregorio! Carl D is a hilarious comic and a great friend. Born a "love child", Carl D was 10 years younger than his closest sibling. He grew up hanging out with the old folks and adapted to being the baby of the family. Carl D gets personal abo ...…

My guest this week on The HoneyDew is Jeff Danis of Danish & O'Neill! Jeff was a fat kid when he was younger but he could swim his ass off, he just couldn't drop the weight! He got made fun of a lot but he wasn't a fighter so he armed himself with wit. Jeff shares some crazy stories - he was falsely accused of gay sex in front of a roommate, he ...…

My guest this week is Carlotta Wood. Carlotta is the first friend I made when I moved to California in 1997 and we've been friends ever since. I actually heard her before I saw her. When I told her I was going to use her voice some day, she looked at me like I was crazy. It took me a while, but 22 years later, she's the voice that introduces ev ...…

Josh Wolf isn't only a great comedian, he's a great husband, a great dad, a great granddad and he'll probably live to be a great great granddad. At the time Josh was a single dad raising three kids, he was trying to be the best dad he could be and the best comic he could be. Well, he's done a pretty damn good job at both. Josh's story of love, ...…

This week my guest is Eleanor Kerrigan. When you're one of 10 kids born and raised in South Philly by a single mom and you're dad splits when you're eight, you're destined to be a HoneyDew. I love talking with Eleanor. She feels like family, just not to her dad - we can't say the same about her sister Karen. Eleanor is a remarkable woman. Her s ...…

Dan Van Kirk is on The HoneyDew! My guest co-host is Josh Adam Meyers. Family is everything to Danny. He opens up about what it was like growing up without a father, how he coped with it then, how he copes with it now, and how the adversity has helped shape him into the man he is today. http://TheHoneyDewPodcast.com…

Welcome to The HoneyDew podcast, y'all! This week I introduce/re-introduce myself, share a bit of my life story and an understanding of what this show is all about. My guest Co-Host for this ep is Josh Adam Meyers, AKA Jimmy Josh Adams, AKA The King of Fleece, AKA the 4-Legged Comedian! I'll be dewin it every #Wenzdee right here at the Your Mom ...…

Ho Ho Ho! That ain’t Saint Nick you hear! That’s the sound coming from The Black Palace and laughter because of one of our favorite guests!!! Steve Simeone is back on The Feast and there’s no one else we’d want to celebrate Christmas on than this guy. And because you’ve all been so nice for so many years, old Santy Claus has a little something ...…

You asked for it and you got it! he's got four legs, three DUIs, two names and he's constantly covered by the Channel 1 news! Jimmy Josh Adam or Josh Adam Meyers is vaping his way through this week's episode and we couldn't be happier to see him. He's been our most listened to guest, mainly because he's done the most episodes, but also because ...…

You wanted her and you got her! Only three episodes left and we couldn’t not include everyone’s favorite mom! Sue Larson is back on the Feast! Unlike her meatballs, this episode is not undercooked! In fact, you could leave this episode in a sun-warmed car for days and it wouldn’t go bad! This is such a fun episode and special to both of the guy ...…

Call up Ronnie Huffendick because we are headed back to the Vegas strip with Brandt Tobler. No need for tickets we are sneaking into this week's ep and hearing about a bunch of other sneak ins. Brandt has always been a top requested guest and this week's stories are the reason why. He's a cult classic for Feaster Nation and we are stoked to hav ...…

We are down to the final 5!!! Can you believe that? We are doing are best to get the best guests possible but unfortunately this week we fell a bit short and ended up with the 2nd best part of The Dollop in Gary Reynolds!!! Amazingly he was heavily requested and we begrudgingly had him on and as always he surprised us! Such a great episode and ...…

Carl D the Drama King is back. And with no surprise he takes us down some of his embarrassing highlights from growing up and adulthood. Carl isn't afraid to open up the past and we are always stoked to have him on. Please enjoy and share with friends! #FTCF http://TheCrabFeast.com Pre-order Ryan's new album "Get Ahold Of Yourself" at: iTunes ht ...…

We're knee deep in the final 10 episodes of The CrabFeast and we wanted to change it up a little bit so we invited a first-time guest on to inject a little youth into The Feast. Ladies and gentlemen...officially the youngest guest in Feast history... Derek Crawford AKA Ryan's stepson...GETCHA ASS OUT HERE! Ah, to be 15 again! We go on a trip do ...…

We're in the final ten and here is another fan favorite, as well as a favorite of ours, Daniel Van Kirk! Enjoy the episode and share it with your friends! #FTCF Stamps.com Nowadays you can get everything on demand, like our podcast for instance. You can get it whenever, wherever! And you can do the same with postage! All you need is Stamps.com. ...…

Well, we are in our final ten! And we decided to mix it up. We decided to get one of our most-requested guests from over the years who has never been on the podcast! So, if you think threatening someone with a gun, rancid piñata parties and degenerate motel stories are worth a listen, then you’ll be excited for today’s episode with Danish and O ...…

You asked for it, you got it! She got out of Sacramento, grabbed a 30 Rack of Keystone and swung by for one of the last 10 episodes. We are so excited to have Karen Kilgariff back on the podcast! She is our favorite murder and one of our all time favorite guests! You guys asked for her and we got her! Please share on all your social media! #FTCF…

You asked for it and you got it! We are in the final 10 and who better than the Great Ronnie Kirkman's daughter?! We are so excited to have Jen Kirkman back on the Feast to talk about some new costume choices! And some new Ronnie Kirkman stories as well as some great stories from that Mama on the Kirkman's. The countdown has begun and as we are ...…

This week's guest is the wind beneath OUR wings. And she lifts up this episode. You are going to live this week's episode with Shawn Pelofsky. She may have been primed for the theater but the ship she set sail on took her in another direction, and boy are we glad for that! Please enjoy this fantastic episode and share across all your social med ...…

Remember the 40 year old virgin? Well how about the 30 year old kissing virgin? Yeah that's right! This week's guest Jake Kroeger has never been kissed. Sound amazing? Well how about the fact that he was left at a church because the Cartel was after his mother? Sound crazy? Well try on the fact that no one in Los Angeles knows more about comedy ...…

As dads we know that humor is abundant in our kids! But Josh Wolf knows that the older they get the better it gets. Josh also knows that the older HE gets the better the comedy gets. There is a downside though, like your body not working quite the way you would want and that's why every now and then you need to take a poop on your front yard! S ...…

No you're not listening to a late night jazz session, that's just the smooth voice of this week's guest, Barry Katz. We have never had an episode more for our fans than this! Not only are you hearing amazing hilarious stories but these stories are about Tracy Morgan, Jay Mohr and many many other stand up greats! Barry has been a manager in the ...…

Jay is heading out on the road to cities near you! Please enjoy this tour breakdown with some hidden stories throughout. It's just a quick reminder ep of his upcoming tour! Tickets are available at www.jaylarsoncomedy.com/tour

Whether you're driving or at home listening you'd be in the same place if you were this week's guest! That's because Dave Stone lived in a van for the majority of four years! No not down by a river! He could only be so lucky! More like near some homeless people and shelters! He's had more jobs than Ryan has cousins and he tells us a little bit ...…

The guys drop this mini ep to announce that The CrabFeast is coming to an end. http://TheCrabFeast.com

Find yourself a dumpster and get ready to build a boat because we are setting sail in Petaluma, CA with Kate Willett and Rory Scovel. This week's episode was recorded live at The Pet-A-Llama Comedy Festival. We love being in the same room with Feaster Nation for a podcast recording and this episode was definitely something special. Not only wer ...…

I hope you like Soup? Because this guy was the show runner "The Soup" with Joel McHale! That along with a bunch of other great tv. But before all of that he was a stand up comedian and he ran with a great crew! KP Anderson is our guest this week as we discuss stand up back in the day, going from the stage to behind the camera and some other cra ...…

If you asked Earl what life was like growing up in Bel Air, he'd say pretty middle class. With neighbors like Sylvester Stallone and Kareem Abdul Jabar, Ry and Jay would say, "Bro! You were loaded!" But Earl Skakel wasn't loaded because he's been sober since birth. But when you hear some of the craziness he's gotten into in his life you'd swear ...…

Grab your sun tan lotion and bathing suit because it's spring break with Sandy Danto and we are headed to... New Orleans? Ok, cool, for one night? To do what??? This week's ep has some amazing stories from not only the great Sandy Danto but also from Josh Adam Meyers! That's right, possibly Josh's best appearance to date on the podcast! This ep ...…

There are New Yorkers and then there's Chris Distefano and then there's Chris's dad!!! High school couldn't have been easy when your dad shows up to school and threatens to beat your principal to death. And Yankee games can't be fun when your dad asks you to pretend to be someone you're not for better seats. But now Chris is a dad...as good as ...…

Dave Ross is back on the Feast and boy are we glad he stopped by! Let's just say he's the most unlucky lucky guy in Vegas, well at least with women. Going to the bathroom in public has never been easy for him but doing doughnuts in a police station parking lot has been. Oh and he tells us the most drunk he's ever gotten. How Drunk? Let's just s ...…

We are getting some serious Boston love on this episode, unless you're the New Kids! Matty Fontana joins the boys in the studio and he's got quite the hot streak. Just ask Seal, no, not the mama, the singer. Or the old Lady at The Bel Air Hotel! "He's a smart one" this kid, just ask Don Rickles and Bob Newhart! This episode has a little bit of ...…

You know it's always an honor to have All Juco Ryan Sickler in the studio but to have an actual Juco National champion?! I mean, come on playas!!! But that national title is just the tip of the male cheerleading pyramid. Just check the base and you'll find this week's guest, Josh Nelson. But he isn't embarrassed to be a male cheerleader, nor sh ...…

Well, this week we find out that the Kentucky Derby ain't nothin compared to the "Kenducky Derby!" We sit down with Vlad Caamano and hear how he and Ry met at a diversity showcase. (Yes we know Ry isn't diverse.) But you don't need a horse or a duck if you have a '93 Civic like Vlad but just don't let his Dad see it because he's obsessed with t ...…

Oh boy, look who's back! We are back in South Philly and just passed the typewriter shop to sit down with Eleanor Kerrigan and that was the best thing we did all week. As usual this episode never leaves the neighborhood and why would it if you were able to get into fights with mob tied chicks, kick it with bonafide safari animals and per the no ...…

Are you good enough to play division one college basketball? Neither was Geoff Tice. But were you bad enough to cut twice by the same coach at two different colleges? Not enough? What about catching wombats, meeting Dennis Rodman and Pete Rose in the same trip to Vegas and getting punched by a woman with a dudes name?! Tune in and share on Face ...…

Hop on your horses and take your shirts off because we are riding with Jessimae Peluso on this week's episode. And if Horses aren't your thing she's bringing a pet monkey! Not hers and not to the podcast but she'll invite it to her sister's wedding!!! So take a listen and see how her excuse to sneak into meeting Gene Wilder went! And then share ...…

Tune in this week for some hilarious stories from comedian Adam Lustick! If you enjoy the show, please tell a friend! http://TheCrabFeast.com

If you have ever been to a Murder Mystery dinner theater then you may have seen this week's guest Neil Garguilo. Or maybe you were just a guest at a work conference and you happened to get punched by Neil? Well, either way you are going to love this week's ep as Neil takes us under cover into some amazing stories of how he "got started" in the ...…

We hope you took some time yesterday to celebrate our troops and have a couple in their honor. You won't need any booze to get through this episode because one of our favorites, Carl D the Drama King is back. And with no surprise he takes us down some of his embarrassing highlights from growing up and adulthood. Carl isn't afraid to open up the ...…

Her show on TruTv is called "I'm Sorry" but she certainly is not! Andrea Savage pops in some of the best comedic movies and television and now she's popping up on The CrabFeast and boy are we happy about that?! And so will you! And so will your friend's so give it a listen and share with your friends and family. This week's episode is brought t ...…

Please raise your seatbacks and tray tables as we are about to take off...to South Africa where things ain't exactly the same as they are here! But no need to pack a bag because this week's guest Johnny Pemberton packs light! In fact he ain't even bringing his large intestine so as long as he doesn't accidentally pack his LSD and as long as non ...…

People think high school drop outs won't amount to anything...well Alex Hooper sure showed them. All he did was go on to graduate by taking his remaining classes over the phone, got charge by a rogue zebra at the DC Zoo, got lost down a dark tunnel at a sex club in Buenos Aires and if that weren't enough he got his ass on Ellen! Yes Ellen! This ...…

Well, what can we say? The Chanel One news was running an expose on Josh Adam Meyers and his two front legs and we wanted to get ahead of the hype and get him back on the podcast. As always Josh comes correct with some great stories and of course comes some what incorrect in his ability to talk. We love the King of fleece and we know you do to, ...…

Jimmy Shubert is back and he's bringing that Philly swagger with him. He didn't play for the '87 Bears but his hips don't know that! He's rebuilt and back on the feast sharing some great stories like only Jimmy Shube's can! Enjoy and share! http://TheCrabFeast.com This week's episode is brought to you by Brooklinen. You spend 1/3 of your life i ...…

If you need relationship advice take it from Natasha Leggero and Moshe Kasher, sometimes it's better not to tell your wife anything. For instance if you weren't the manliest guy in the world but wanted to do a super manly thing like climb out on the roof and change a flag. Sure maybe not THAT manly but it is for Moshe! Hear how that ended and a ...…

Sometimes people tell us they have a crazy car accident story, and we are like, "Great, don't tell us anything," Well, we didn't know what we were getting into! Frankie Quinones sits down and breaks down a crazy car accident, fills us in on what it was like for him and his family growing up "kinda gangstah" and why you never creep on someone el ...…

Looking at Shane Torres' large frame, long hair and hearing his Texas accent you'd bet he was a ruff and tumble youngster growing up outside of Fort Worth. Well you'd be wrong! Sure he egged old ladies as a kid, not their houses, THEM! Of course he got caught. And sure he went to Cowboys football camp as a kid, but the buffet excited him more t ...…

You know how certain people bring certain energy? Well Brittany Furlan is one of them and she energy is pretty interesting. She is definitely interesting, just watch all the characters she puts out on social media. But what we are saying is maybe you don't want to go on a haunted hayride with her, or maybe you wouldn't venture into a haunted ba ...…