Crazy Bitches! Craigslist capers, Jenny McCarthy, Tara Reid, and how women are better at revenge than men. Plus Munich and the state of terrorism – The Devil’s Advocates Episode 162

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Crazy bitches are a part of life. Women are smart, caring, creative, and dedicated- every bit as much as men, if not more so. However, women are, on occasion, more based in emotional responses than men. This is a good thing- they feel empathy and react better than men… but sometimes this can be a minor problem when the emotion being felt is anger, which leads to hatred, which leads to action, which leads to suffering. Just like Yoda said, probably. When a woman is scorned, she won’t hurt you in ways you can anticipate, or that are legal after the Geneva Convention. She will get in your head, and the heads of those you love, and destroy your sense of self from the inside out, and you will be powerless to stop it, because attractive women are invincible. Like Seinfeld said, they’re like Godzilla. And, like George said, we’re hundreds of fleeing Japanese. We cover the story of an ex girlfriend who plots a delightful plan to get her ex boyfriend’s current wife raped by lots of strangers using the beacon power of craigslist to attract scum and villainy. She was arrested, got out on bail for $100,000 and then – went right back to her plan. She’s now locked up on $1 million bail. Personally, I don’t think that’s enough – if it can’t stop Godzilla, it can’t stop an attractive woman. This week’s terrorist attack occurred in Munich, Germany. These officially occur on a weekly basis now. It’s almost not worth covering at this point, except that in this attack, it looks like it might not actually be related to radical Islamic ideals. The jury is still out, but it looks like this person was just obsessed with mass killings and planned this out for some time. The good thing is that this is happening outside of the USA now, so the rest of the world will slowly have to stop telling America how they’re doing everything wrong. Enjoy going it alone, Britain. You’re an inspiration to a global, harmonious society. Enough about the problems of the real world. Let’s get back to crazy bitches. Jenny McCarthy is famous for having really good fake tits and being obnoxious. Tara Reid is famous for pushing the envelope on what still counts as “famous.” And for being drunk 24/7. Tara was on Jenny McCarthy’s radio show, which I had no clue existed, to promote Sharknado 4. Jenny asked her some questions about her life and career choices, and Tara was angry that Jenny didn’t stick to taking about the craft of acting for such a demanding project like Sharknado 4. The conversation eventually breaks down, and you can see what attractive women really think of people as they let the hate flow. Spoiler alert – crazy bitches hate everyone, most of all other crazy bitches.