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The Jokes for June 4th
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Topical Jokes about: Bill Maher saying the n-word, homelessness, in LA, trying to join ISIS, and the new Wonder Woman movie.
Hope you enjoy extremely deadpan delivery, because that's how I read jokes.
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Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight. These are the jokes for today for June 4th. The new "Wonder Woman" movie earned 100 million dollars in its opening weekend. "Wonder Woman" is such huge a hit that there's already talk of rebooting the franchise, with a male lead. In Los Angeles, the homeless population has jumped 23% since last year. Which is a surprising statistic, considering 99% of the people in Los Angeles, have never had a job. Bill Maher has been criticized for using the n-word in a TV interview. But in Bill Maher's defense: he's an out-of-touch douche. An Air Force veteran has been sentenced to 35 years in prison for trying to join ISIS. ISIS released a statement saying they'd reviewed the man's application, but they're moving ahead with another candidate. These were the jokes for today, and I, was Jonas Polsky.113 episodes
Archived series ("Inactive feed" status)
When? This feed was archived on September 04, 2020 23:27 (). Last successful fetch was on May 21, 2020 19:05 ()
Why? Inactive feed status. Our servers were unable to retrieve a valid podcast feed for a sustained period.
What now? You might be able to find a more up-to-date version using the search function. This series will no longer be checked for updates. If you believe this to be in error, please check if the publisher's feed link below is valid and contact support to request the feed be restored or if you have any other concerns about this.
Manage episode 180536370 series 105649
Topical Jokes about: Bill Maher saying the n-word, homelessness, in LA, trying to join ISIS, and the new Wonder Woman movie.
Hope you enjoy extremely deadpan delivery, because that's how I read jokes.
Subscribe to the Jokes for Today iTunes - http://goo.gl/kliwfi Android - http://goo.gl/noN9ZJ
Good morning, good afternoon, and goodnight. These are the jokes for today for June 4th. The new "Wonder Woman" movie earned 100 million dollars in its opening weekend. "Wonder Woman" is such huge a hit that there's already talk of rebooting the franchise, with a male lead. In Los Angeles, the homeless population has jumped 23% since last year. Which is a surprising statistic, considering 99% of the people in Los Angeles, have never had a job. Bill Maher has been criticized for using the n-word in a TV interview. But in Bill Maher's defense: he's an out-of-touch douche. An Air Force veteran has been sentenced to 35 years in prison for trying to join ISIS. ISIS released a statement saying they'd reviewed the man's application, but they're moving ahead with another candidate. These were the jokes for today, and I, was Jonas Polsky.113 episodes
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