'Pie'rates

The Restump Podcast

We’re sailing into Victoria to pillage and plunder 4 points from the Pies, just like taking talented players from people like the Ned Guys. It’s The Restump’s preview podcast of Saturday’s clash against the Maggies.
We talk contract squiggles. The Dockers are the envy of petition pushers around the globe as no one has attracted more signatures than us this week! Everyone wants in at Freo, Treacy, Switkowski, Darcy all scribbled on the dotted line and Mundy has been given the green light to add his name. There’s a frenzied fear of missing out at Fremantle and we just hope Adam Cerra will fall to infection.
The big poetic ins for Saturday - "Griff and Tabs back at either ends will once again pay dividends while the forward line sees off Crowden the hard hitter and welcomes back Switta the committer. Fyfey will start straight back in the guts and Nathan Wilson returns after belting Weightman in the nuts!
After losing a president, a coach, Phillips, Stephenson and Treloar, for Saturday's clash the Pies have now lost DeGoey and Darcy Moore. But they regain Brody Grundy, Taylor Adams and Mason the Yank.... but if we're sticking with the pirate theme the latter should have been made walk the plank. "
A bit like the man they call Swaggy O, we’re all looking forward to the Sean Darcy V Brody Grundy battle. It’ll be a scalp or a learning experience for the now further contracted Darcy.
Surprisingly we’re 3 wins and 1 loss against Collingwood at the stadium with the roof. Saturday we’re at that same stadium with the roof but without a roof as it will remain open….. because you know.... covid! Couldn’t the roof be Marvel Stadium’s mask?
Jojo rightly cops critical feedback for literally creating a crab logo for The Restump’s twitter page and the Chief is arking up his “Get Ryan Crowley On The Pod” campaign. He's really just prolonging the inevitable failure.
Understandably many people don’t like Goodbyes…. but we simply just hate byes! After a Freo footy free weekend we can’t wait to get back into it this Saturday and…… catch the 11.45am morning clash…. while we’re eating our cornflakes!
You have to get through Friday first though and we’re here to make it as smooth a journey as possible. Avoiding this 60 minutes of Docker dribble can only help your cause. If you don’t heed our warning and you risk listening, we’d suggest double masking your ears. God knows what you’ll catch!

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