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Episode 123: Book of Zombie

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I don't know where to start. Small mercies? The movie isn't long. Conceptually? It is a funny premise. The Church of Scientology are trying to remove all other religions by creating tailored viruses that turn the believers into unkillable zombies. Their weakness? The things they weren't allowed to do in life due to their faith? That whole Mormons not swearing, no caffeine or alcohol thing.
The execute? Piss poor. It sits uneasily between Pro-Wrestlers v Zombies (2.5/10) and Johnny Z (3/10) for us. Michael wanted to give it 2.51/10 but I overruled that as it would ruin my uniform scoring spreadsheet. It is worse than Ibiza Undead, but better than Pro-Wrestlers v Zombie. And I make it sound much better than it was.
Watch it at your peril. The opening credits are arguably some of the worst I have ever seen.
And it scored a more than generous 3/10 from us

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I don't know where to start. Small mercies? The movie isn't long. Conceptually? It is a funny premise. The Church of Scientology are trying to remove all other religions by creating tailored viruses that turn the believers into unkillable zombies. Their weakness? The things they weren't allowed to do in life due to their faith? That whole Mormons not swearing, no caffeine or alcohol thing.
The execute? Piss poor. It sits uneasily between Pro-Wrestlers v Zombies (2.5/10) and Johnny Z (3/10) for us. Michael wanted to give it 2.51/10 but I overruled that as it would ruin my uniform scoring spreadsheet. It is worse than Ibiza Undead, but better than Pro-Wrestlers v Zombie. And I make it sound much better than it was.
Watch it at your peril. The opening credits are arguably some of the worst I have ever seen.
And it scored a more than generous 3/10 from us

  continue reading

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