198. I'm Not Leaving Until Someone Sequences This Cup Of Spit

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• Maxx
• Avery

Topics:

• Change Ringing
• The differences between American and Japanese robotics teams
• This rug
  • https://www.rugstudio.com/funrugsfuntimeshapecomfts-163multi.aspx
  • A few days after I ordered it they emailed me canceling the order. I'm pretty sure this rug doesn't exist.
• Look what we found in the park in the dark
  • https://files.fireside.fm/file/fireside-uploads/images/3/3597ddeb-e52e-4cda-a59c-c64600489fea/KmODxwhW.jpg
• Grandma giving you a world's best grandma mug

Microtopics:

• Topics. Disgust.
• A video game experience that you will find relatable if you've ever moved.
• Making prototype furniture out of huge Tetris blocks and then forcing your friends to carry them around every time you move onto a new house.
• The kind of friend who believes the world should be a certain way and then acts like it is.
• Just frogs. Toads too. Mostly turtles.
• Frog-themed 8th birthday parties.
• Running a frog rescue out of your van.
• Frog Fractions 2: Revenge of the Fallen.
• Writing Bonfire of the Vanities but never reading it.
• Sport meets art: spart.
• Method ringing with two cycle sine waves.
• Installing a huge church organ in your home because they were giving it away for free but when you play a note the whole building catches on fire.
• Free Pianos On Line!
• Babysitting someone's upright piano while they go on the lam.
• The mattress story but with a piano.
• Where the warehouse came from.
• When the landlord comes by and you have to put a microphone over your bed to convince him that this is a recording studio, not a bedroom.
• Getting a pipe organ so you can play it while holding your brain in a jar and cackling.
• Sliding down the whale rib.
• Donating your brain to art so that they can slide it down the whale rib and try to hit a target.
• Experiencing change ringing in a regal square.
• Memorial ringing
• Bell ringing machines.
• Robots competing in team sports.
• Microsumo.
• Sumo printers smashing into each other.
• Making a fighting toaster for the fighting toaster league.
• Battle Bots vs. Robot Jox.
• Department stores with an entire floor for stationery.
• Buying Gundam models and never putting them together and just having a bunch of robot heads lying around.
• Major innovations in robot mouse maze navigation.
• A mouse with an inverted helicopter to keep it on the ground.
• A 3D maze with a robot mouse that can walk on walls and ceilings.
• Fun rugs fun time shapes to impress your teens with a trendy sense of style when you bring it into their room.
• A rug covered with keywords from the 90s internet.
• $87 for not that big of a rug.
• Bonding with your child over ISP servers.
• A visitor trying to bond with you about your ironic decor and you have to explain that sorry, no, it's supposed to be ironic.
• The illuminated manuscript version of an the ironic internet rug.
• A fantastic place to buy nuts and other bulk items.
• A limit of 1 kilogram of tapioca pearls per customer.
• Bringing the tapioca balls to life in the rice cooker.
• Inventing a new way to dispose of tapioca pearls every single day.
• Tiktok schticks that are connected to a minimum wage jobs so even if your tiktok starts making a bunch of money you still can't quit your shitty job.
• Having anxiety dreams about the coffee shop you worked at years ago.
• Non-mammalian milk enthusiasm.
• Being someone's non-mammalian milk guy.
• A bipedal walrus with jaundiced eyes in a jar the size of a walrus and it knows you're here.
• Leaving a turtle in the park and it's a 50/50 tossup whether it immediately dies or has a litter of a thousand baby turtles that devour the entire ecosystem.
• Companies that are named after the business that used to be in the building.
• A 1950s sign with a bowling pin on it that says "Safeway."
• Walking into the DNA lounge and demanding that they sequence some DNA.
• Military challenge coins.
• Meeting the world's best grandma and she hands you a "world's greatest grandma" mug to prove it.
• Seek god coin??

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