200. My Banana Has Bones

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Lords:

• Jenni
• Tyriq

Topics:

• King Leonardo and His Short Subjects
  • https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WesternAnimation/KingLeonardoAndHisShortSubjects
• Nervous Subject
  • https://sims.fandom.com/wiki/Nervous_Subject
• Subject Zero
  • https://masseffect.fandom.com/wiki/Jack
• On the Subject of Poetry By W. S. Merwin
  • https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/browse?contentId=26014
• Royal subjects
• Subject 13
  • https://www.mobygames.com/game/84773/subject-13/

Microtopics:

• The only place on the internet you can hear subjects discussed.
• Subject Lords.
• Finding video games in places that don't exist.
• Renaming the spreadsheet to the Subject Bucket.
• A hand me down Rocky and Bullwinkle bedsheet set.
• Rocky and Bullwinkle indoctrination.
• How many seasons the Flintstones ran for.
• The Classic Wikipedia Was.
• Wacky Racers.
• Whether Winston has ever tried Circus Peanuts.
• Enjoying one Circus Peanut every three years.
• How to buy just one Circus Peanut.
• Sawing a nickel in half before money became pre-scored.
• Whether jokes were funny in the past.
• Two troublemaking nephews named Duke and Earl.
• Mr. Mad's plan to trap the king.
• One actor playing more than one character all in one take.
• Somebody the Explainer.
• A Nancy strip where the joke revolves around knowing that people used to take their shoes off in movie theaters.
• Show Swap day at the movie theater.
• Waiting in the closet for the grim reaper to show up and then jumping out and being really seductive.
• Closet-pilled.
• Multiple people dying in the same yoga class and the grim reaper just sticks around instead of leaving and coming back.
• Yogaing while old. (YWO.)
• First name nervous, last name subject.
• Born pregnant by aliens.
• Nervous Subject vs. Nervous Object.
• Pressing X to wisecrack.
• Getting quests from Lord British and killing some monsters.
• The Vic Viper and the Road British.
• A pop culture character who hits the center of the Venn diagram.
• Writing Mass Effect fanfiction for Glittermitten Grove
• 10,000 Boolean variables that can be triggered by your narrative choices.
• Narratively justifying how getting a donut leads to your death.
• Generating alive/dead states for everybody.
• The tortured but boring space marine guy with a tragic soldier past that isn't very interesting.
• The girl who is just a cloud of gas under her hazard suit.
• The man who slouches listening to the wheel revolving in the stream, yet there is no wheel there to revolve.
• The reason the wheel turns – though there is no wheel.
• Sitting at the end of March.
• Deckard Bane.
• Hortatoriness.
• How do we feel about monarchies?
• Tropical fruit tree drama.
• The Miami Fruit Organization.
• Ordering a moonbeam in a jar from Instacart.
• Where in the fruit the seed wants to be.
• The banana that evolved for the seed to pop out and hit you in the face as soon as you start peeling it and that's how they invented firearms.
• Figuring out how to hold an avocado like a gun.
• Fruit with Velcro-style hook and loop.
• Fruit you should avoid if you have a mucous membrane.
• Subscribing to durians for $199 per week.
• Turning the pineapple upside down.
• The pineapple as a symbol of hospitality.
• A video game with many of the components a video game would have.
• The taking robots from the System Shock series.
• A pre-rendered background Final Fantasy 7 type deal.
• Cinematic platformers starring spheres.
• Conflating two games made by Francophones.
• Namable group chats.
• Getting a Bluesky invite just so you can park your domain.

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