Episode 161: I Like a Tight Burger

Umpire Pants

Bill is living the shed life, falling down and hanging out with raccoons. Calm your tits on MSG. Mary has a game-changer for your granola. Mary called the prayer line! America’s fucked up medical system. We get a very confusing stair update from Mary. Commercials these days are very home-oriented. We have a quick fast food burger chat. We’re doing a White Men Can’t Jump podcast, guys. Bill’s continuing the “sayings we didn’t understand” segment. Our dad is trying teach the cat to wink. We read some recipes from first graders. Kelley’s Hint List! Several options to re-do a dress. Line your linen walls (this one gets Mary fired up). Using an eraser with your typewriter. Umpire Pants Out!