Tommy Dakota talks Transgender

Upbeat with Tom Hayes

Tommy Dakota discusses the possibilities of co-host Frank Jackman's sudden disappearance. Tommy theorizes that Frank has finally decided to 'come out' by 'going in' for the big 'O'. Ever since he was a young, young man, Frank had yearned to be a young, young woman. Recently, at the not so tender age of 66 Frank decided to 'take the knife' and plunge genital long into a 'sex change'. "I've wanted to do this for ages and 66 seems like the perfect time for a sex change. Just look how it writes itself: six six sex. It's time", stammered Frank. And so Dakota and I try to unravel this mystery and explore the nuances and ramifications of Frank's or should we say 'Francine's' intrepid trip down transgender highway.