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Date: 40/1/2733 Patient: Olea Aander, Adrilaen Patient ID: N/A ‘Hi, I’m about to have a heart attack.’ __________________________________________________________ We’re taking a brief midseason break! Expect two bonus episodes and a mini Q+A before we return with regular episodes on 24th July! ✨ Submit your questions here! ✨ You can also submit an idea for season three here! __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Dr Wifey as the Radio Announcer, AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and The Radio Announcer, Christopher Stoops as Olea Aander, and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘[Comms ID Unavailable]’ and can be found at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Airy whoosh into impact, electricity spark 4 by ZapSplat Couch creak, squeak, someone sitting down or movement by ZapSplat Metal lever pull, yank fast and lock 1 by ZapSplat Industrial metal hand cart very short pull or movement, metallic screech. Version 1 by ZapSplat Adhesive sticky tape rip 1 by ZapSplat Sticky tape strip handling with fingers 2 by ZapSplat Australia to UK mains plug adapter plug in 2 by ZapSplat Lifepak 12 touched.wav by residentsparking -- https://freesound.org/s/243638/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Typing on an iPhone.mp3 by Caitlin_100 -- https://freesound.org/s/365543/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 A mid heavy body fall. By ZapSplat Loose plastic object set down, rattle 3 by ZapSplat Hospital electronic monitor machine dull beeping, high pitched by ZapSplat Bone Break (Celery).wav by ralph.whitehead -- https://freesound.org/s/471594/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Air blow into plastic bag and inflate 2 by ZapSplat Vape sound 5 from FilmCow SFX Hand tap or slap wet skin 2 by ZapSplat Jewelry, Metal bracelet catch in hand by ZapSplat Latex rubber mask handling movements 1 by ZapSplat Electricity spark (sound design) 1 by ZapSplat finger snap 02.aiff by SoundCollectah -- https://freesound.org/s/109400/ -- License: Creative Commons 0 Full open can of cola, lemonade or other soft drink set down then slide on table 1 by ZapSplat Content Warnings: Patient is insulting to staff members; ignoring medical advice; swearing…

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24. Chromatophore 19:46

17 days ago19:46

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Date: 36/1/2733 Patient: Garthangrosk, Ceresaur Patient ID: 2348739 Presenting Complaint: Star Map Pain Dr Adra has a long day. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Mechanic’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org App or voip software ringtone, electric piano style 2 by ZapSplat Soda beverage can, 250ml, pick up from floor 3 by ZapSplat Mug place down on surface by ZapSplat Mug slide or move on table by ZapSplat Content Warnings: Work-related trauma (undisclosed); reference to medical errors…

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Announcement: Midseason Break & More! 1:27

20 days ago1:27

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Hi all! Just an announcement to let you know that we have planned a midseason break after episode 25! We have two fun little bonus stories to bring your way and will aim to record a Q&A to answer any burning questions you might have about the show so far! Submissions are open! Get your ideas for S3 together and send them our way! Transcript: Hello lovely listeners, AMC here. We hope that you’re having fun with season two, and we’re either so grateful that you’ve stuck with us after such a long break between seasons OR delighted that you’ve joined us as a new listener. I just wanted to pop in and give you a heads up about the timeline for the rest of season 2. We’re planning a six week midseason break as Ruby and I put the second half of season 2 together. The last episode before the break will be episode 25, due to be with you on the 29th May and it’s a biggie, it’s a biggie, it’s goy lots of fun sound design, the whole gang and about 5 seconds of audio from my favourite person in the whole world - so listen out for that. During the break, we will be bringing you 2 new bonus episodes and we’ll arrange a little mid season Q+A so we can be really annoying and refuse to spoil anything about the rest of season 2! I’ll share the details for how to submit questions on our social media in due course, we’re most active on Tumblr, Bluesky and instagram in that order and our handle is @vestaclinicpod. And just one last thing! We are turning our hearts and minds to season three and I’m delighted to re-open the submissions form on our website. If you’re a little alien and you need to speak to one of our team - please get in touch! I can’t wait to share the rest of the submissions from this season with you, there is so much fun stuff to come! Lots of love, stay safe and please enjoy the rest of S2!…

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23. Code Squeaky 19:49

4 weeks ago19:49

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Date: 30/1/2733 Patient: Calyxy L’Torra, Vestafolk Patient ID: 1000000 Presenting Complaint: General medical review Cometh the saviour, cometh the scientist! __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Release the Squikir’’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org rat noises.m4a by BurgerBoys -- https://freesound.org/s/482678/ -- License: Attribution 3.0 Rat Scurry by alexyquest42 -- https://freesound.org/s/630473/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 40 hn_batscratching.wav by cmusounddesign -- https://freesound.org/s/71983/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Circular metal fan cover grille spin to a stop on hard ground 1 at Zapsplat.com Circular metal fan cover grille set down on hard ground 1 by Zapsplat.com Thin metal strip hit or drop, clang, clatter 4 by Zapsplat.com Thin metal strip hit or drop, clang, clatter 9 by Zapsplat.com Small hollow wood item slide, drag on wooden floor 3 by Zapsplat.com rubber gloves hospital 2.WAV by howardrichard232 -- https://freesound.org/s/568493/ -- License: Attribution 4.0 Aerosol, metal insect spray can, grab, pick up 4 by Zapsplat.com Clothes hanger slide on metal rail 1 by Zapsplat.com Chocolate bar in wrapper handling movement, short by Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: Discussions of death; discussions of hereditary terminal illness; divorce; death of a family member; rodent-like creature sound effects; discussion of killing an animal…

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22. Magic 20:49

6 weeks ago20:49

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Date: 24/1/2733 Patient: Amelia MacGriffen, human Patient ID: 68392743 Presenting Complaint: Distress Dr Underwood attempts magic. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Scrungly’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Large wood impact, hit, split, splinter and collapse at Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: Care of an autistic child by a medical professional; non-verbal character using communication tools; self-harm; reference to scratching; reference to biting (self and others); child distress; parental distress; discussions of kidnapping…

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21. Mucilaginous 19:57

8 weeks ago19:57

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Date: 345/1/2730 Patient: Bomoo, Oogaroob Patient ID: 98573928 Presenting complaint: Auditory Hallucinations The Professor solves a mystery. Sec does prefer it when their patients don’t ooze. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruy Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Lumpectomy’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Discussion of symptoms of psychosis including hallucinations, thought disturbance, and mood changes; brief mention of harm to self/others (of which there is none); terminally ill character ignoring medical advice; euphemistic discussions of illness and death; stoma mention; non-oral feeding mention…

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20. Haemohalter 24:06

10 weeks ago24:06

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Patient: Aqsa Hakim, Human Date: 11/1/2733 Patient ID: 2754839 Presenting Complaint: Nosebleed It was the Ecchus Chasma of nosebleeds. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruy Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Pearls and Pitfalls’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Cleaning, wiping a shiny surface slow, squeaky 1 by Zapsplat.com Cleaning, wiping a shiny surface fast, squeaky 1 by Zapsplat.com Chair_sitting_3.wav by Freqman at freesound.org Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Blood (nosebleeds and other types of bleeding); menstruation mention; squeaking, cleaning sounds at the start of the episode; character makes jokes about own mental health condition…

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19. Trouble Some 20:16

12 weeks ago20:16

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Patient: Eskae, Cress’p Date: 663/2/2732 Patient ID: 5428930 Presenting Complaint: Incoordination Dr Adra needs to sleep. This episode was a submission from our WONDERFUL listener boombox-fuckboy. We loved how truly imaginative the idea was and we hope you enjoy the episode! If you don’t follow them on tumblr, you are missing out on great audio drama news, art and musings! __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, AMC as Faye Underwood and Computer and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Dreamless Yectoba’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Big science fiction alarm, siren, warning of meltdown or catastrophe, wailing metallic buzz tone, fast by Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: Mention of dementia, sleep deprivation…

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Prescribed Listening: Waiting For October 16:58

13 weeks ago16:58

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What’s this?! A new prescription? We heard you were feeling [ shudder ] bored of aliens and wanted to consider other genres. We get it. It happens to the best of us and you’ve come to the right place to get that seen to. Listen to Waiting For October to enter a literal world of fiction! Find the show on any good podcast platform or at monkeymanproductions.com. Transcript: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/prescribed-listening You can find the cast and crew in lots of places! Email: waitingforoctoberpod@gmail.com Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/monkeymanproductions Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/MonkeymanProductions/ Instagram: @monkeymanprod Tumblr: @monkeymanproductions TikTok: @waitingforoct And you can find us on tumblr, bluesky and instagram @vestaclinicpod!…

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18. Temporising Measures 21:20

14 weeks ago21:20

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Patient: NOSL11 Date: 662/2/2732 Patient ID: 77347785 Presenting Complaint: Check up Rai needs a rubber duck. Faye talks autonomy. __________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Christopher Stoops as The Professor, AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Toast’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclinicpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Reference to known character death (The Professor); discussions of: organ transplantation, fertility treatments, non-consensual experimentation on a sentient being, palliation of an infant, amniocentesis; blank episode; reference to long-term mental health condition; reference to taking medication for a mental health condition; discussion of abortion; fears surrounding becoming a parent…

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17. Drifter 25:44

16 weeks ago25:44

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Patient: ‘Goggles’, Gralli Date: 661/2/2732 Patient ID: 4869573 Presenting Complaint: Drifting Dr Underwood wouldn’t, perhaps, use the word ‘cursed’. ________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by AMC. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘These Days’’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclincpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Zapsplat_technology_tablet_plastic_slide_and_pick_u at Zapsplat.com Content Warnings: Consistent references to alien insects and their anatomy; ethically uncertain use of relative as a translator; language barriers; genetic medical conditions; discussion of known character death (The Professor)…

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16. On Gaspra 29:24

18 weeks ago29:24

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Patient: Soothgrantoth; Aaran; [Redacted] Date: 659/2/2732 Patient IDs to follow. Presenting Complaint: to follow. You know how bar fights are . . . ________________________________________________________ (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!) The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and Calyxy L’Torra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. Credits read by Ruby Campbell. Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Eluthero’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod . Patrons will also have access to exclusive bloopers from this episode! You can also find us on social media on tumblr, bluesky and instagram at @vestaclincpod! This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License. Sound Effect Attributions: Spaceship compartment door.With pneumatics(8lrs,mltprcssng).wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Typing metal plate(reson,rev,DTBlkfx,Eq,Extr,sat,dcmtr)12.wav by newlocknew at Freesound.org Alien or Demonic Voice.mp3 by airborne80 at Freesound.org Alien Voice8.flac by CGEffex at Freesound.org Content Warnings: Poorly managed diabetes, reference to cannulation and injections, non-permanent vision loss, reference to violence, fictional weapon mention, reference to eye anatomy and examination, reference to flirting between clinic nurse and a patient, reference to implanted devices, reference to broken bones, reference to alcohol…

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Season 2 Trailer 0:46

20 weeks ago0:46

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So many questions! And one very important answer! The Vesta Clinic is created by AMC. You heard the voices of AMC, Kamen Cooley-Greene, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops. Transcript: AMC: Hello listener, are you wondering when The Vesta Clinic will return? I can tell you that season two is full of questions. Questions like: Various Voices: Are we working hard or are we hardly working? [SEC: questioning ping] What? What? Is that a FASERUNR?! [SEC: questioning ping] AMC: Don’t worry! There are also answers. Various Voices: How many patients are you bringing in? Uhh, all of them? [SEC: questioning ping] Post-viral hypoviscosity? No - thank stars! Sec does prefer it when our patients don’t ooze. [SEC: affirmative ping] AMC: But in answer to your question, The Vesta Clinic will return on the 23rd January 2025. We can’t wait to be back.…

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Season 2 Teaser Trailer 0:46

22 weeks ago0:46

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The Vesta Clinic will return in early 2025. Are you ready? This trailer featured music by AMC and Ruby Campbell. You heard AMC as Faye Underwood, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and someone else , Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Sec as himself! Please share the first season of the show with fellow audio fiction fans and get excited for season 2! More updates to come on our socials @vestaclinicpod! Transcript: [Various voices] Patient: Soothgrantoth, Doothgrund Patient: Bomoo, Oogaroob Patient: Garthangrosk, Ceresaur Patient: Grey Moon Low Horizon Kawsenclan Internal auditory hallucinations… fantastic stuff! I - had never seen anything like it. Whoa. Slow down, imaginary audience! And hold your imaginary applause! Right. This is serious. We are adopting a kill on sight policy. You’ve got about 5 seconds before this gets really spicy. SEC: typing on screen, typing on screen, questioning ping [Translated: The Vesta Clinic will return in early 2025. Are you ready?]…

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Prescribed Listening: Travelling Light 16:52

1 year ago16:52