Best Schmucks Podcasts (2024)

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S2 Ep17 - Right Arm Revelations 51:26

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We have a guest, his name is Tim and he's back after a few episodes off.We catch up on our recent games, bag changes and have a good catch up.

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My Computer's Last Stand 1:47:14

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This is the last episode I record on my slow shitty computer, and it's a good episode!

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Censor This 2:34:05

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Adam and Milone are back

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S2 Ep16 - Riverside Oaks - Gangurru 38:18

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Schmuck board is back. New course, new scores.

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Your My Favorite 1:30:25

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Nick's a little late getting on the show so me Mike talk a little shit, we also discuss a video exposing Kamala Harris as the piece of garbage she is, we watch a brutal slap battle and talk some more ridiculous shit

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This one was recorded a couple weeks ago

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S2 Ep15 - What happened in Vegas? 28:48

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Tom and James catch up after James's recent trip to Nevada and Arizona. We chat swing thoughts, personal game progress and some plans for pro golf.

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Uh oh, I Gotta Go 1:30:09

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I tell some stories from my recent camping trip, and Mike eats a man's diet and almost shits his pants again

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S2 Ep14 - The Glades GC 32:56

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Tim and Tom catch up after the Schmucks first round on the Gold Coast. We reviewed the schmuck board and had some records broken. We continued into some discussion surrounding how we approach practice.

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Ever Dock With the Devil in the Pale Moonlight 2:08:06

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Let's talk some Olympics,at least the most ridiculous parts anyway. I saw Deadpool & Wolverine so we review that and more

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LiLu My Bag 1:52:51

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Are you kidding me with the opening ceremony t the Olympics... unbelievable

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Debate This 2:02:19

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This is episode we recorded about a month ago and just never released it. It was right after the presidential debate, so we talk about that, we also watch an episode of Naked Attraction, gross, and Mike tells us about a new way to absorb vitamin D

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S2 Ep13 - It's Wet 36:12

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We're catching up following a wet round for Tom and James, Tim has been putting work in at the range, we get stuck into some FIR data and we discuss what bag changes need to be considered.

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Big American Balls 1:42:20

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Of course we're talking about the attempted Trump assassination. We might also mention a few celebrity deaths that happened but mainly we talk aboutthe failed attempt on Trump's life and all the everything surrounding it

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Nerding Out 2:06:45

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This week we nerd out a little with our guest Bill, as we talk Star Wars, comics and movies.

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S2 Ep12 - All Hail The Springs! 32:41

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James and Tom catch up following their comp round. The revisit an old friend from the show and make up for some unfair judgement.

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A New Schmuck 2:00:58

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By Eric and Mike

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Is That a Butt Plug 1:53:06

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The new military draft, butt plugs and the WNBA.

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S2 Ep11 - the Korean Scrub 45:55

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We're back after a brief break. we catch up on a lot of golf and James reflects on a trip to Korea.

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Daddy Chill 2:01:16

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Here Mike tells us about a hill billie block party, we talk about people going back down to the titanic in a coffin, and Nick joins us again and bring a geat video with a new drop.Send us a Text Message.By Eric and Mike

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Mike Shits His Pants... Again 1:12:14

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Mike eats too much and gases him self out again and we talk about some more stupid shitSend us a Text Message.

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We Talk Guns!! 1:47:06

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The Miami Crocodile Hunter returns, and we talk guns! Well Mike and Nick talk guns, I just listened and learned. Send us a Text Message.By Eric and Mike

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There's Something About..., Wait, What 59:21

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Mike eats a huge dinner and shits his pants through the whole episode, we talk about an old messed up dating show, and we have another commercial break.Send us a Text Message.By Eric and Mike

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S2 Ep10 - Trio of dips 33:17

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Catching up after a few weeks off. We have personal golf news and we start making some plans for what's next.

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Things Straight Guys Can't do 1:26:56

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In this episode we talk about the things straight men can't do without people assuming they're gay. Send us a Text Message.

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The Stupidity is Out of Control 1:39:34

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The stupidity in the world is truly out of control. Mike and I deal with a lot of stupidity at our jobs, and kids don't know the difference between Karaoke and Karaoke. Then we discuss the difference between a cool crime and a disgusting crime. Mike says he saw a UFO at work. We talk about the new Deadpool trailer and our hopes that Disney doesn't …

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The Joys of Being a Girl Dad 1:46:21

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I explain the joy of raising girls, Mike almost died on his way to work, Marvel destroys another movie, and we review Willy Wanker and the Chocolate Factory.Send us a Text Message.By Eric and Mike

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We Want Our Turn 1:59:06

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Mike and I are pretty much miserable old men as it is, but we still want out turn to be miserable old men, and in this episode, we tell you why. We also do another classic top 5 list and talk about schools getting out early for the eclipse.Send us a Text Message.By Eric and Mike

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S2 Ep 9 - Hit Them Slow And Watch Them Go 40:29

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Golf trip recap episode! Join us as we dig into our trip to Port Stevens and uncover some laughable moments. Support the showBy 3 Putt Schmucks

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Sex doll or Wife? 1:51:18

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In this episode we talk some more about the misery of getting old, the amazing advances they're making with sex dolls, Elon Musk and the Nuralink, and the disturbing Oscar winning movie Poor Things.Send us a Text Message.By Eric and Mike

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S2 Ep 8 - Redemption Round 3 - Tallwoods 28:08

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This week we head back to Tallwoods for redemption. Join us from the course as we take you with us on the rollercoaster that was our Sunday. Support the showBy 3 Putt Schmucks

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Hobby Horsing Around 1:22:58

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Nico shows Mike his Mario skills and messed up his face, the Silver Surfer will remain a man, and Hobby Horsing in the Olympics?.Send us a Text Message.By Eric and Mike

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Mmm.. I'll Have That 1:44:05

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In this episode i tell the traumatic tale of my ordeal with Tracfone, we review Indian food, Mike confesses his love for lady boys, and we give you some more meme's. Send us a Text Message.By Eric and Mike

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S2 Ep7 - What even is an Amateur? 29:47

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This episode we catch up on some reflections from our 'break throughs' that we had in episode 5. Tom also played in a Pro-Am which was rather eventful. Strap in for a laugh and keep count of the putts. Support the showBy 3 Putt Schmucks

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Our First Commercial Break 40:47

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We start a new segment where we break down and rip up t.v.'s stupidest and worst commercials.Send us a Text Message.By Eric and Mike

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S2 Ep6 - Guest Jon Zuccala 42:58

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This week we’re very excited to have Jon Zuccala with us as a special guest. Jon has been a practicing osteopath since graduating from Victoria University. Jon has combined his work as an Osteopath and his personal passion for golf by gaining Certification by the Titleist Performance Institute. Using a combination of manual therapy and exercise reh…

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S2 Ep 5 - Live at the pool shed 31:32

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Special reunion episode. Tom and Tim and in person to record an episode following a back yard practice session. We caught up about a new low score round for Tom and share what's coming up in the next few weeks. Support the showBy 3 Putt Schmucks

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S2 Ep4 - Managing Expectations 31:29

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Summary In this episode, Tim and Tom discuss what constitutes a good golf shot and the importance of managing expectations. They explore the statistics of fairways hit and greens in regulation for different handicap levels and emphasize the need to adapt and make smart decisions on the course. They also highlight the importance of having fun and en…

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We Need Some New Material 1:12:56

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My daughters join us to help us liven up the show.Send us a Text Message.By Eric and Mike

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Instant Gratification 1:21:14

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Eps. 131Send us a Text Message.By Eric and Mike

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S2 Ep3 - Double Digits 31:55

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Summary In this episode, Tom shares his excitement and relief after breaking 100. He discusses the pressure he had put on himself to achieve this goal and how it affected his game. Tom also reflects on the importance of getting off the tee well and the impact it had on his overall performance. Tim then shares his experience of receiving his new gol…

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S2 Ep2 - Another Trip 47:42

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SummaryIn this episode, Tim and Tom catch up on their recent golf game and discuss their experience at Gosford Golf Course. They introduce the Schmuck Board, a scoring system they use to rate golf courses based on various criteria. They discuss the quality of greenkeeping, overall enjoyment, the pro shop, course fees, and the 19th hole. They also r…

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Happy new year! 58:31

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Getting back into the flowSend us a Text Message.By Eric and Mike

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S2 Ep 1 - Seasons Greetings 29:14

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Welcome to season 2. Summary In this episode, Tom and Tim catch up and announce some exciting news and plans for the year. They start by announcing their partnership with Leo Golf. They discuss their upcoming charity golf game, The Longest Day, which supports cancer research. They also talk about their plans to play new courses and their goals for …