Soft but makes other things weak. Nolan in a nutshell.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Nolan solves world hunger, by world hunger he means that he was hungry... for jolly ranchers. then se ate jolly ranchers there by solving world hungerBy Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Yea, take that Taylor, Nolan could take you in an Ave Maria competition any day. Help could sell more tickets to a concert than you.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Nazi elves kill gingers. Bye-Bye mimiBy Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

As grown men hug with balls between their legs, Nolan and his feature describe how they sport.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

In drivers ed, Giveon goes to therapy and Walmart because he saw an exploding bird as children screamed and we talk about it on Help!By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Candice hosts (not of the podcast) a princess and dinosaur party.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Word from the bird is there's a new Help! episode, and this one really razzes my berries. Meanwhile, back at the ranch Candice guesses old people slang to give y'all the skinny. So don't bogart the headphones. Also thongs.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

We break the record for the amount of people ever on the podcast. We also break the record for the amount of times blown out in one podcast episode. Whoops. Sorry not sorry.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Candice gets beefy with the Kool-Aid Man. Enough said.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

A year ago today Help! was violently brought into the world. Therefore today it's a man. Listen in to find out how manly it can be. Candice is a man.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Candice needs to pee. Nothing else of importance happens this episode.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

As the clock ticks towards our inevitable doom’s Candice has escaped yet another year of the Grimm Reaper. That’s right, it’s her birthday. Fourteen years ago today the worlds largest annoyance popped out into this world and today is the day that her only two friends to remember celebrate it.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Nolan shoves a candy cane in Candace's mouth. She hated it.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Candace becomes a professional police profiler.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Nolan proves why people who like Halloween are superior.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Listen in to hear a white person eat an egg.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Candice is training to be an international spy. Spoiler: She failed.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Really? You think you're the queens of the tick's and the tock's. Well there's a new challenger waiting in the shadows coming to take you down. Watch your back Charlie. Watch your back. Tock's and Tock's: helpwithnolanftcandiceBy Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

On this episode The Rock and Kevin Hartt are guest. We fist fight. Who do you think will win? The answer may surprise you.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

It's no longer summer... but we can't let go. Please, please come back to us. We can't do this without summer. I guess we'll start the actual podcast again. Also it's Nolan's birthday.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Nolan and Candice have a little chit-chat.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Quotes by Candice's mom featuring her #1 fanBy Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

The title says it all folks.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Nolan gets a little too into reading amazon reviews.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Nolan roast Candice in the future.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

In this episode we go over our sopht Moore yeer and the highs and lows. I don't really remember this episode at all but Candice does say who her favorite and least favorite teacher was.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

We asked you to ask us questions, and turns out y’all know absolutely nothing. Good thing Nolan knows everything. Get HELPED on this most recent episode of the podcast.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

We have a jingle now! Michael talks about the process of making an intro and he throat sings a little. (I'm sorry this description isn't funny, Nolan isn't here)By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Nolan and Candice take Buzzfeed quizzes to see who our Harry Potter BF is, find our "Canadian" soulmate and figure out if we're REALLY best friends.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Nolan and Candice create the Help! universe which apparently is at a constant state of civil war.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

In this episode we solve Eva's existential questions, Cale's dimension dilemma, and figure out if Mr. Segal is going to kill 8 children. segalmz@scps.k12.fl.usBy Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Mr. Montalvo refuses to admit that Baby Yoda exist.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

See ya!By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Nolan once again traumatizes Candice.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Nolan and Candice takes a journey to the most magical place on EarthBy Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Nolan destroys Candice in a game and her mental health.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Nolan shows you the secrets of the universe. Candice is confused.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Second smartest person (Obviously in comparison to Nolan) is featured on this episode.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

He is the greatest person alive. To prove it we had Nolan's childhood friends come and talk about their favorite stories about him.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Nolan freaks Candice out about ghost stories. She wasn't able to be in the studio alone after filming this episode.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Nolan and Candice talk about the wonders and horror of drivers ed. Prepare yourself for Nolan's amazingness.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng

Intro to the best podcast ever run by the best person ever... and Candice.By Nolan Holder & Candice Zheng