Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Category: 00 Hell Yeah 1/3 Bones buttons up his tux, grabs his big martini and delivers 007 to 5DR. The Dirty Dudes chat about all the cool Bond knick knacks. LD gives driving advice for something his not qualified to talk about. The guys try to figure out how craps works. Kron hates Bond. Could 007 be the worst spy ever…

The New York Ripper (1982) w/ Perk Category: SPOOKY SEASON - GIALLO 3/3 LD slices up the end of SPOOKY SEASON with the Ripper. The Dirty Dudes are joined by Perk to chat Fulci. The show spirals into puppets with receipts. Live from Bro York it's Saturday Night Bones. Jordan Peterson and Ripper Obama show up. Scooge McDuck might be rippin up bitches…

Killer Nun (1979) Category: SPOOKY SEASON - GIALLO 2/3 The Dirty Dudes light a candle for their Giallo journey. Bones brings in some naughty nuns to spice things up. Kron goes on about the science of chili nights, LD can't get over all the puffy breasts and Bones just wants a decent lamp to smash a skull with. Say some Hail Marys...because your goi…

Opera (1987) Category: SPOOKY SEASON - GIALLO 1/3 IT'S BACK...break out the pumpkin spiced condoms and fill that crockpot with chili. The dirty dudes travel to Italy for their first opera. Kron brings one of the godfathers of Giallo to the show along with a shit load of ravens. Bones may be rethinking the whole category and LD goes full Durtiz. It'…

Arachnophobia (1990) Category: Cat vs. People 3/3 LD spins some webs with the last pick for the category. The dirty dudes talk about large sacks and what their last movie would be. Bones explains Crocodile Dundee to the people. Kron drops his boner jams and LD remembers the baby deer. Pour a glass of wine and listen to this episode...after Wheel or…

Mega Ape (2023) Category: Cat vs. People 2/3 Bones brings a giant ape attack to the store. The dirty dudes break themselves trying to make sense of the shortest movie in 5DR history. Kron's attention to detail can't be cracked. Who needs a timeline and lighting when you have CGI. LD makes a rare apology and don't forget to ration and pay the electr…

Uninvited (1988) Category: Cat vs. People 1/3 Kron opens up animal attacks with a mucho fun cat attack. LD admits he just watched the thumbnails. Bones has the poison in his blood. The dirty dudes decide that anyone can drive a boat. Is it a cat in a cat or a rat in a cat? Get to the Caymans before Deal or No Deal starts because this episode is muc…

The Rage (1997) Category: Wet Ass Busey 3/3 Son-of-a-Bitch! Bones is sick. Dan’s internet hates him. Kron hates libraries, Goddammit. Get your custom made SLASHAT because The Dirty Dudes power through a new 5DR classic to finish off Wet Ass Busey. -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq QUESTIONS? EMAIL US AT 5dayrental…

Silver Bullet (1985) Category: Wet Ass Busey 2/3 Kron goes full moon and full Busey for the next pick. LD doesn't believe in 8K and hates on the Discord. Bones knows way too much information about Nancy Reagan. The dirty dudes go into jet packs, calendars and intelligence. So grab your Peacemaker and bark at the moon because it's a monster dog movi…

Surviving the Game (1994) w/ Bob McCully Category: Wet Ass Busey 1/3 LD opens a big 'ol can of Busey and pours some maple syrup over it. The wonderful Bob McCully from Split Your Head joins in to try and survive 5DR. The dirty dudes get to the origin of Brenden Fraser. Kron has a hot dog dilemma and Bones creates the BirdSkull. Smoke 'em if you got…

London Has Fallen (2016) Category: We're Doin' Crime Innt We 3/3 Kron wraps up the British crime spree with an American action movie and an apology. Bones and Kron show love for the ladies with buns in the oven. LD still wants to see the pee tape. The dirty dudes might all actually love Sweeney Todd. Trump/Lecter 2024, the royal guard, terrible CGI…

Avengement (2019) Category: We're Doin' Crime Innt We 2/3 This week, LD continues the dive into the UK Underground with the ass-kicking Scott Adkins. The dirty dudes discuss cutting their way out of jail, the Cadbury Egg and the “default” sex toys. Kron has an issue with not getting all you pay for and Bones has to deal with continued clown attacks…

Sexy Beast (2000) Category: We're Doin' Crime Innt We 1/3 Bones brings British Crime to the Dirty Dudes and then retires. Kron wants the Lebowski version of Sexy Beast. The guys go all in on the C word, relive the 2000 Oscars and explain what macking is. LD retires and boulders are a real problem. Kron retires and the guys chat 5DR gum. -Crash & Bu…

Tuff Turf (1985) 5 STAR BANGER Bones brings a very underrated 80's movie to the 5 Star Banger library. Early Spader and young Iron Man join forces to take on the mean streets punks of Burbank. The guys chat teen movies, hangover cures and fingers. The guys ask if everything is just the joker and Kron does not enjoy the sounds of U2. -Crash & Burn J…

Showgirls 2: Penny's From Heaven (2011) Category: You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Pod is About You 3/3 You better stay prayed up for this one. LD brings the ultimate vanity project to the pod. The guys explain the difference between Everlast and Everclear. Bones let's everyone in on his CD collection. The Dirty Dudes create a new bar. Henk…

Longlegs (2024) 2 DAY RENTAL The dirty dudes take a few minutes to seriously discuss something that happened last weekend. Sometimes it’s time to put the silliness aside and chat about the things that bring us together. It’s Longlegs. We chat about Longlegs. Not that other thing that happened. -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invi…

The Gauntlet (1977) Category: You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Pod is About You 2/3 Bones is happy...he's feeling glad and he loves that Eastwood lad! The Dirty Dudes take a trip to 1977 and chat ice cream, RFK and those sweet ass Batman Forever cups. Kron is still obsessed with mudfloods. Kid Rock Coffee kicks off. Nate Hands is back and g…

The Art of Dying (1991) Category: You're So Vain...You Probably Think This Pod is About You 1/3 Kron's vanity fully takes hold for this new category. The Dirty Dudes chat about how to hold a pizza the correct way. They figure out that rooftops are essential in all movies. The 5DR Phone Sex Line gets fired up. BDP finally shows back up, food in the …

The Challenge (1982) Category: Direction Erection: John Frankenheimer 3/3 Bones buries this Direction Erection in the ground to end the category. Kron hates another main character. LD demands answers about Ronin. The dirty dudes go through the Top Ten Car Chases. Duels, throwing stars and boobage. Thanks to HIMS for sponsoring this week. Oh..and wa…

Reindeer Games (2000) Category: Direction Erection: John Frankenheimer 2/3 Kron throws back some hot chocolate and pecan pie for the next pick in this Direction Erection. The dirty dudes chat about how to wear a candy cane. Bones gives a lesson on the very popular live edge and has really got into Vikings. Let's just do Silver Bullet and Scream 3 a…

Seconds (1966) w/ Murph from Weekly Podcast Massacre Category: Direction Erection: John Frankenheimer 1/3 LD gives the dirty dudes a chance to do it all over again with the first pick in his new category. Murph joins in on a grape stomping good time and brings a bag of ground beef. Kron updates everyone on all the cool cults he's following these da…

Shock 'Em Dead (1991) Category: METAL AS HELL 3/3 Kron shreds the double double neck guitar for the last pick in METAL AS HELL. The dirty dudes go through a Nirvana phase. LD plans T. Swifts next album and Bones gets into the science of pepperoni. Cajon Kron and the Trickster show up once again. PURPLE HAZE! -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCORD https://d…

Heavy Metal (1981) Category: METAL AS HELL 2/3 LD smashes the speed pedal to the metal with the next pick for METAL AS HELL. The dirty dudes take some strange animated trips through some far off and far out places. Pete Kidman returns. Kron does some Swiss Banking. 5DR might be obsessed with orbs. Boobs and Boobs and more Boobs plus Rock N Roll. -C…

Valhalla Rising (2009) Category: METAL AS HELL 1/3 Bones blows the viking horns and turns the amps to 11 with his new category. The dirty dudes put their best corpse paint on and let the raining blood fall. Bones starts a viking bar, Kron brings up Skyrim again and LD tries to figure out what metal he is. Two butt cracks, DMX, eggs and banging on d…

The Game (1997) Category: Revenge 5: The Revenge of Puppet's Revenge/ New Moon 3/3 Laundry Dan tries to patch things up with the first Fincher movie in 5DR history but Kron's strings remain tangled. The guys ask themselves if The Game is in fact a Resident Evil game. Bones starts a Fincher v Anderson fight and tells his typing class story. Everyone…

Pinocchio (1940) Category: Revenge 5: The Revenge of Puppet's Revenge/ New Moon 2/3 Bones puppeteers the most puppet pick ever for a puppet category. The Dirty Dudes go old school with this Disney classic as Kron let's it be known that his strings are pretty tangled up about the pick. The guys chat about what a terrible father Geppetto is, getting …

PIN (1988) w/ Chris from Mount Molehill Category: Revenge 5: The Revenge of Puppet's Revenge/ New Moon 1/3 Kron proves he's for the people and that his revenge runs deep. Puppets cause all sorts of mischief at the store this time around. The Dirty Dudes bring in Chris from Mount Molehill to help with the need and Canadian gang names. LD helps out t…

The Rewind #10 The dirty dudes make a few changes to THE BIG LIST. They also talk Netflix discs, video games and give some good non 5DR flicks to check out. Bones and LD go wild for the new Road House and Kron gives everyone a rat update. -CRASH & BURN JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq QUESTIONS? EMAIL US AT 5dayrentalspodcast@…

Hard Target (1993) LIVE FROM NASHVILLE The dirty dudes slam some bullshots and do a watch a long of this John Woo classic. -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCORD https://discord.com/invite/3zP2SXKtfq QUESTIONS? EMAIL US AT 5dayrentalspodcast@gmail.com Theme by Dkrefft https://open.spotify.com/artist/1yxWXpxlqLE4tjoivvU6XL…

The Substitute (1996) Category: SMASHVILLE 3/3 LIVE FROM NASHVILLE the dirty dudes try to get those GEDs. Bones brings the Berenger and loves Major League. The dirty dudes create a new Breaking Bad. Kron might be special forces. Marc Anthony is actually good. The Johns make a family pact and Mercenary Mom comes to life. -Crash & Burn JOIN THE DISCO…

Castle Freak (1995) Category: SMASHVILLE 2/3 LIVE FROM NASHVILLE Kron finally unleashes the Freak on the dirty dudes. The guys bring up the old handcuff argument. Cactus Jack's history is brought up. Bones makes sure to stay up on the VH1 Top Ten. Kron gives a history lesson on the Middle Ages. 5DR says vote The Freak in 2024. "How you doin back th…

The Edge (1997) Category: SMASHVILLE 1/3 LIVE FROM NASHVILLE the dirty dudes look into each others eyes on this survival trip and explore questions of the placenta. They have thoughts on birds v planes. Bones poops in the ocean and Tila Tequila is still alive. A new challenge is born and way too much edging goes on. Save up that spit. -Crash & Burn…

Back to the Future (1985) The guys jump into the DeLorean and hit 88MPH for this fun filled review of a classic. Don't forget to sign up for the PATREON for all access to all the fun stuff going on at Aaron Armadillo's Movie Blast Don't be a B***HEAD join the PATREON PATREON INFO BELOWBy 5 Day Rentals

Road House (1989) w/ G-Baby from Waxing the Porpoise Category: Teen Heartthrobs 3/3 Bones brings in broken bones and throat rips for the last pick in Teen Heartthrobs. G-Baby from Waxing the Porpoise cracks his knuckles and joins in on all the rowdy ass fun. The dirty dudes chat eyeball, sewing yourself up and do the math on just how much Dalton wo…

Roadgames (1981) Category: Teen Heartthrobs 2/3 Kron brings in the big rigs for the 2nd pick of the category. The dirty dudes chat about the upcoming Tyson fight. Kron updates everyone on the Chicago rat problems. The guys give out some tips for the mailman and talk Gumball 3000. The boys are also unsure how a harmonica works and Pete Kidman hangs …

The Fanatic (2019) Category: Teen Heartthrobs 1/3 LD opens up a new category with a pick that's sure to make the dirty dudes break stuff. John Travolta gives a performance of a lifetime. No one would have guessed it would be from behind the blue eyes of Fred Drust. Kron falls in love with a UK Bobby. Bones tells a cheesy Slipknot story and LD defen…

Phantasm: Ravager (2026) THE BOXSET The Dirty dudes take their final Phantasm trip and make DK join in on the ride. The guys chat sexy Insta feeds, movie scores and Wild Wild West. Bones casts his perfect Tall Man. What if Kron got dementia? LD finally reveals his ball rating to the world and who you bringing back. BOOOOOYYYYYY!!! -Brain & Drain Li…

Ricochet (1991) Category: 2 Handers 3/3 Kron brings another Mulcahy banger to the pod with his pick for 2 Handers. Denzel Washington squares off against 5DR regular John Lithgow. What a match up it is. It's much needed after last week. The guys use their best pick up lines. They make a strong statement for Face/Off. One special guest doesn't know h…

Wild at Heart (1990) Category: 2 Handers 2/3 Laundry Dan brings cockroaches in his underwear and Christmas all year with the second pick for 2 Handers. MoshPit Greg Anderson from The Weekly Podcast Massacre joins us for this trip down the yellow brick road. The dirty dudes get into clean comedy, Kron's time in the Manson Family and Bones goes Full …

Shakedown (1988) Category: 2 Handers 1/3 Bones opens up his new category with a roller coaster buddy cop action flick. The dirty dude share what they have been recently rocking. Detective Laundry Dan show up for the case. Kron reveals his true hatred for Scrubs and has many questions about Garden State. Don't take relationship advice from the Dirty…

Phantasm 4: Oblivion (1998) The Boxset The Dirty Dudes knock another Phantasm off the list. The only bowl Bones will watch is the Bud Bowl. Kim Henkel is alive and well. The Jody mystery may have been answered or not. Kron and Dan review some sex tapes. It's an episode filled with tons of balls. Bones shows off some wrestling knowledge as well. Jod…

Targets (1968) Category: Pete Kidman 3/3 LD brings a little "exercise" to finish out the category. Bones does his all time ranking of jelly flavors. The guys learn all about the Mountain Dew Dews. Kron finally finds out what Synecdoche, New York is about. The movie may have not aged well in modern America and neither did the bonafide badass that sh…

Hollow Man 2 (2006) Category: Pete Kidman 2/3 Bones wraps up what Kron started with his pick for Pete Kidman. The Hollow Man franchise comes to an end but Nate Hands will never die. The dirty dudes chat about just how much rat poison is needed. LD brings up some strange points about the whole OJ thing. Back to the Future and Hollow Man are mashed t…

Tombstone (1993) Category: Pete Kidman 1/3 Kron brings in a well rounded classic with his new category. Too bad Bones and LD make sure its like playing cards with his brothers kids. The guys get into all kinds of butt stuff, cheap beer talk, sexy cowboys and more. Kron's old girlfriend finally gets brought up as well as trying to invite the Earp Ta…

Phantasm 3: The Lord of the Dead (1994) The Boxset The Dirty Dudes hit the midway point of the Phantasm boxset and Kron is thrilled to take them through it. LD shows up with a new responsibility and Bones proposes the question of just how long the show will go on. The guys give their in/out moments and LD challenges Kron's frisbee skills. -Brain & …

Iron Man 3 (2013) Category: That's Not Healthy 3/3 Bones finally rips the Marvel Band-Aid off and brings a billion dollars to 5DR with the last pick for the category. Laundry Dan is fittingly sick for the episode. Kron doesn't know much about Marvel movies but knows a lot about a certain Space Jam character. NEW RULE: Sully is an Avenger and Miami …

Brain Damage (1988) Category: That's Not Healthy 2/3 The Dirty Dudes are frothing at the mouth to get back to something familiar after last week's "serious" film analysis with a real director. But perhaps they flew too close to the sun on the wings of intelligence. They chat about Ken Burns, hooves, ChatGPT and just go all around Too Hard. -Crash &…

Swallow (2019) w/ Jill Gevargizian Category: That's Not Healthy 1/3 LD makes everyone open up and swallow some heavy material with the new category. He also brings in the director of The Stylist (2020) Jill Gevargizian to join in on all the fun. They chat about what they would eat around the house. What their favorite ice cream was as kids. LD tell…

5 STAR BANGER Thief (1981) Kron is the first man's Mann to bring Mann to the show. It's a 5 STAR BANGER with all the right night moves. The dirty dudes get in deep with Frank's character. They can't stay away from the Heat and Swordfish talk. The guys ask the age old question of what does a brain smell like. They go over the details of Kron's funer…

Phantasm 2 (1988) The Boxset The dirty dudes continue to peel back more layers of the Phantasm world. The guys talk crossbow vs flamethrower. They learn that The Cuda is pretty much the coolest car ever. Kron is still going on about Bullshots. A Nightmare on Kroger Street is born, Bones vs a 4x4 and John Mayer is brought up as well. Oh...and a Lt. …