In today's episode, Dave and I talk Wizards playoffs and what not being able to eat bread did to our top-flite Panera franchise. After that, we get into the nuances of the Wizards' first round matchup with the great BulletsForever writer/editor/man-about-town Thomas Pruitt. It's more NBA from there as Dave and I delve into the Knicks' firing of Mik…

On today's Kemp's Kidz Podkast, Dave and I discuss the Wizards making the playoffs, the Redskins acquisition of Desean Jackson, and the end of March Madness. Next up is Jake Mintz of Cespedes Family Barbecue, who joins us to talk MLB, Panera Bread, and why Bethesda needs to clean up its act. Things get more serious after that, as Dave and I attempt…

In the inaugural episode of the Kemp's Kidz Podkast, Dave and I talk all things NBA with Adam McGinnis, writer/reporter/co-editor extraordinaire of TruthAboutIt.Net, the Washington Wizards' ESPN True Hoop Network Affiliate. Adam tells us why the Wizards will make it past the first round of the playoffs and in return, we school him on which Wizard h…

In today's special Superbowl episode, Dave and I are live from a freeway-adjacent Ramada on the outskirts of Seattle. From this humble setting, the two of us discuss all things Superbowl XLVIII, including Puppy Bowl X. After that we host area black man, Brandyn, who tells us how Richard Sherman inspires him to be a better drugdealer. From there, ou…

In today's brief installment, Dave and I talk about the Wizards beatdown of the Miami Heat, why Bill Belichick jerks off on playbooks, and the phenomenon of 'Lebroning.' Live from my mom's basement, it's SUCK MY BALTCHE!!!P.S. Plz don't kill us Wale!By Mike and Dave

In our first episode of the new year, Dave and I dig deep for ten minutes, getting into all the hard-hitting news from around the sports world including the Redskins new coach, A-Rod's suspension, JR Smith's latest antics, and other important goings-on. Much thanks again to Tastee Diner and Bethesda Bagels, the greatest podcast sponsors in all of B…

Dave and I trade barbs, uttering the most depraved, horrific, awful jokes about the Redskins, Mike Shanahan, Kyle Shanahan, and Dan Snyder before tackling the dumpsterfire that is the Knicks franchise.By Mike and Dave

It's Dallas week on a mini-episode of Suck My Baltche as Dave and I go back and forth with our most heinous Dallas Cowboys jokes. HTTR! Enjoy!By Mike and Dave