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On Unwatchables, we dive deep into the most controversial, disturbing, or just misunderstood films. From punishing art films to extreme horror to bizarre curiosities, Marc and Seth test their limits and try to pin down what separates the art from the trolling. At the end of each episode, we answer the same question: If you could, would you Unwatch this? Unwatchables is hosted by Marc Dottavio and Seth Troyer, produced by Tony Scarpitti, featuring artwork by Micah Kraus. Find us at unwatchabl ...
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A film review show for snobs and normies alike, recorded in the one and only Dayton Upstairs Recording Studio.
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We're back with a fresh episode, baby! Written by Samuel D. Hunter and directed by Darren Aronofsky, THE WHALE is a 2022 film based on Hunter's stage play of the same title. Despite an incredible performance by Brendan Fraser, which won him an Oscar, the movie falls short of having an impactful message about... anything. From its confused plot, lam…
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Ep. 68 - Scare Bears feat. Zack Bornstein (Birdboy / Unicorn Wars)
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Today we’re joined by Zack Bornstein, the Emmy-nominated, WGA and Peabody Award-winning writer from shows like SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE and SHRINKING, to answer the question: what if the Care Bears were in ANTICHRIST? The animated films of Alberto Vázquez are full of cuddly talking animals, but also graphic gore, human-looking genitalia, and possibly cl…
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Ep. 67 - The World's Greatest Sinner / Forbidden Zone
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Unwatchables welcomes back Cinematary’s Michael O’Malley for two unhinged California cult curiosities that land somewhere between ROCKY HORROR and THE ROOM. Are they crazily inspired, or just crazy? They are: Timothy Carey’s 1962 Frank Zappa-scored satire THE WORLD’S GREATEST SINNER, and Richard Elfman’s 1980 absurdist musical fantasy FORBIDDEN ZON…
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Today we welcome podcaster and musician Bob Ethington to discuss two ambitious, high-profile flops from two of the 1970’s most ambitious, high-profile auteurs. Steven Spielberg and Francis Ford Coppola were following up some of the most beloved American films ever made when they sunk huge budgets into experiments that blew up in their faces— and th…
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Ep. 65 - Two by Rick Alverson (The Comedy / Entertainment)
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Today we welcome back Paul Keelan of CINEMATIC UNDERDOGS to discuss the abrasive, deliberately alienating character studies of Rick Alverson. Alverson works with alt-comedy icons like Tim Heidecker and Gregg Turkington, but his films are anything but normal comedies— whatever you call them, they’re dark, uncomfortable, and follow people you probabl…
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Ep. 64 - Catherine Breillat feat. Hit Factory Hosts (Fat Girl / Anatomy of Hell)
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We’re thrilled to welcome Hit Factory hosts Aaron & Carlee to discuss the films of French provocateur Catherine Breillat. Breillat never met a male/female relationship she couldn’t dissect in harrowing fashion, often with explicit or downright shocking content. We tackle two of her hardest to stomach films: 2001’s pitch-black coming of age tale FAT…
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Ep. 63 - Mother's Day Special (Inside / Proxy)
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In honor of Mother’s Day, we’re joined by horror author Emma E. Murray to take a look at the Unwatchable side of motherhood. Today’s films aren’t afraid to put both small children and pregnant women in peril; they include possibly the single bloodiest film of the New French Extremity horror wave, as well as a truly demented (and underseen) Hitchcoc…
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Today we’re going back to 1928 for what might be the most harrowing film of the silent era. Carl Theodor Dreyer’s intense, claustrophobic THE PASSION OF JOAN OF ARC was like nothing at the time and arguably still isn’t; we’ll talk about the film’s controversial history, what makes it so radical, and whether it might be too much for some viewers.Unw…
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Ep. 61 - Dear Zachary feat. Erik Davis
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Unwatchables welcomes Erik Davis, managing editor of Fandango.com, to discuss possibly the most heart-wrenching film we’ve yet covered. Erik wrote the first review of 2008’s true crime doc DEAR ZACHARY: A LETTER TO A SON ABOUT HIS FATHER after its Slamdance premiere, and anyone who’s seen it knows it’s not the kind of movie you ever forget. We disc…
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Today we welcome back Jetta Weinstein, aka Letterboxd's theironcupcake, to discuss the film that scarred a generation of HOME ALONE fans. Macaulay Culkin was at the height of his child stardom when his father/manager signed him on for HOME ALONE 2 under one condition… that his next role be the murderous child sociopath in 1993’s R-rated thriller TH…
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Napoleon is the historical biopic about Joaquin Phoenix being sleepy and quiet. Boy do we have thoughts on Ridley Scott's less-than-amazing movie! Join us for a rousing discussion about history, love, filmmaking, and maybe some other stuff too. Check out Chris's new show: Leviathan Rising! Follow us on Elon's twitter @NighUnwatchable Our Music is b…
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Today’s film is so controversial it’s never actually been released. In 2017, comedian Louis CK wrote, directed, and starred in I LOVE YOU, DADDY, which was pulled just a week before release after a New York Times article detailed his sexual misconduct; as if that timing wasn’t bad enough, the film itself concerns a director known for his sexual ind…
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Ep. 58 - The Zone of Interest feat. Amy Hensarling
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Unwatchables is thrilled to welcome back Amy Hensarling of Watch This List for our special pre-Oscars episode! Jonathan Glazer’s harrowing Holocaust drama THE ZONE OF INTEREST may be the most unconventional Best Picture nominee in years, if not ever; we discuss Glazer’s entire career, his uniquely unsettling approach to a familiar unsettling subjec…
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Hey losers! Thought we forgot about you, huh? Well we didn't! And in honor of ourselves not forgetting about you, we give unto ye this here weekend episode. We're hanging, we're chatting, and we're tired. Join us :) Our Music is by jacketpocketBy Chris Widin + Harrison Stewart
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Ep. 57 - 00's Horror Remakes (The Texas Chainsaw Massacre / The Hills Have Eyes)
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Today’s Unwatchables looks back at a stretch of the 2000’s when seemingly every grimy horror classic was getting a slick, ultra-gory remake. Author and podcaster Mallory Smart joins us to discuss contemporary updates of two of the most iconic and disturbing guerilla horror films of the 70’s, and whether they might actually be *more* sadistic than t…
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Ep. 56 - Two by S. Craig Zahler (Bone Tomahawk / Brawl in Cell Block 99)
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Today’s Unwatchables is all about the loquacious, shockingly brutal modern exploitation films of S. Craig Zahler. Special guest Matt Belenky helps us discuss Zahler’s artful approach to extreme violence, the controversy around his perceived politics, and whether his films are actually as regressive as their inspirations. On deck are 2015’s grisly h…
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We're back in the saddle with a science-fiction flick for you this week! We watched FOE, a movie starring Saoirse Ronan, Paul Mescal, and Aaron Pierre. Despite the top-notch acting, the story falls short in every way that'll make a true sci-fi fan cry. Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us online @NighUnwatchable on twitter…
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Trump Ordered to Pay $83.3 Million, Geriatric Governance in the US, and New Hampshire Voted
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It's a Friday night episode drop, your favorite! Follow us @NighUnwatchable on twitter Our Music is by jacketpocketBy Chris Widin + Harrison Stewart
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Ep. 55 - The Cult of Damon Packard (Reflections of Evil / Foxfur)
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Unwatchables kicks off Season 3 with one of the most notorious outsider cult films of the 2000’s. With help from video essayist Jacob Sleezer, we dissect the surreal provocations of filmmaker Damon Packard, starting with his epic, vomit-drenched, copyright-infringing magnum opus, 2002’s REFLECTIONS OF EVIL. Topics include Packard blowing his inheri…
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Iowa Caucus 2024 (and Nikki Haley vs. Ronnie-Boy DeSantis in the Republican Primary Debate)
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Happy New Year! We're back for the 2024 season with a conversational episode about the first GOP Primary Debate for the 2024 Election, plus the Trump of it all, and our thoughts about the year ahead. Give us some stars! Follow us on twitter @NighUnwatchable Music is by jacketpocketBy Chris Widin + Harrison Stewart
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xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) [Part Two]
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We finally did it! Just like the xXx Series, we took a long hiatus and now we've returned to the XANDER ZONE! Join us for a good time :) Our Music is by jacketpocket Stay Updated about the Show on Twitter! Follow us @NighUnwatchableBy Chris Widin + Harrison Stewart
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For the Unwatchables Season 2 finale, we’re tackling the highest-grossing— and we do mean gross— documentary series of all time. In this special “Producer’s Pick” episode, our producer Tony Scarpitti helps us discuss the JACKASS phenomenon, how the films evolved over the years, and which parts we found too painful to endure. In the end, we rank all…
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xXx: Return of Xander Cage (2017) [Part One]
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We're back after the holidays with a typically late episode! We took last week off, but not without some mishaps, and now we're back with the first part of our discussion about the final installment of the XXX Series — The Return of Xander Cage. Vin Diesel is back, baby! Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable…
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Ep. 53 - Sleeping Dogs Lie feat. Mike D'Angelo
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Film critic Mike D’Angelo returns to Unwatchables with our most unexpected guest pick yet: Bobcat Goldthwait’s 2006 dark comedy SLEEPING DOGS LIE. We discuss what makes it so queasy yet unexpectedly moving, how Mike’s opinion has shifted over the years, and whether this is the first rom-com to pivot on an act of bestiality. ALSO: Stay tuned after t…
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Happy Turkey Day, losers! We'll be back next week :) Music by jacketpocket On Twitter @NighUnwatchableBy Chris Widin + Harrison Stewart
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Step aside, Vin Diesel, it's Ice Cube's turn! While in many ways a worse movie than the first xXx, the sequel is a helluva lot of fun. A young Ice Cube, an evil Willem Defoe — it's another movie of its time, and we love that about the xXx movies! This is a fun episode, so join us for the ride ;) Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us on that thing …
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Ep. 52 - Queen & Slim feat. Robert Daniels
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Today’s guest is Robert Daniels, associate editor of http://RogerEbert.com, to help us discuss a controversial fugitive drama that takes a provocative look at police violence against Black Americans. 2019’s QUEEN & SLIM is the feature debut of Melina Matsoukas— director of the iconic music video for Beyonce’s “Formation”— and stars Oscar-winner Dan…
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Get ready to enter the XANDER ZONE cuz we're talking about xXx, the early 2000s classic starring Vin Diesel and Samuel L. Jackson. This movie is of its time in a number of ways that would be cooler if the flick was better made. Join us as we go through the "very 2002" twists & turns that xXx has in store! Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us on E…
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For this Halloween season, we're taking a dive into the shallow waters of the Bahamas by way of the 4th Jaws movie, Jaws: The Revenge! This movie is both everything and nothing that you'd expect it to be. From the Michael Caine to the human-hunting shark, you're in for a shockingly boring ride! Join us for a goofy chat about it :) Music by jacketpo…
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Ep. 51 - Halloween Special feat. Katie Rife (Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer / The Golden Glove)
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Who better to join our Halloween special than film critic Katie Rife, aficionado of all things horror? She proves her strong stomach by exposing us to two of the most harrowing serial killer films ever made, starting with 1986’s hugely influential HENRY: PORTRAIT OF A SERIAL KILLER. We discuss its revolutionary approach to depicting violence, how i…
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We did it twice! We watched the first two episodes of MILF Manor, a show that will truly test your faith in humanity — and we're talking about the creators here, not contestants! Join us for Part Two of our discussion. Music by jacketpocket @NighUnwatchable on Elon's TwitterBy Chris Widin + Harrison Stewart
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Have you heard of this show? MILF Manor is the essence of cringe in many ways, but it also makes you wanna write a stern letter to the producers. Music by jacketpocket @NighUnwatchableBy Chris Widin + Harrison Stewart
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Ep. 50 - The Kids Still Aren't All Right feat. B.R. Yeager (Bully / Mysterious Skin)
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We’ve already tackled two films from KIDS’ Larry Clark on our previous “Kids Aren’t All Right” episode— who’d have thought he had more unwatchable in him? Today we’re joined by B.R. Yeager, author of the acclaimed horror novel NEGATIVE SPACE, for further evidence that the kids still aren’t, in fact, all right. Both of these films show the dark side…
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Are you ready for big shark to be BIGGER?! Listen to this episode, and find out if you got what it takes! Music is by jacketpocket Our thingy: @NighUnwatchableBy Chris Widin + Harrison Stewart
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It's a special episode today! In contrast to our normally nigh unwatchable content, we watched an excellent documentary called BS High! Join us for a chat about the con-man behind this story, and the Ohio high schoolers on whom he preys. Music by jacketpocket Follow @NighUnwatchable on Elon's Twitter…
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Ep. 49 - Clean, Shaven / Keane feat. Isaac Feldberg
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Today’s films take us deep into the subjective sensory experience of extreme mental illness, including at least one character with paranoid schizophrenia. Chicago film critic Isaac Feldberg (of http://RogerEbert.com, Paste Magazine, and more) joins us to discuss the very different— but equally harrowing— approaches of two superficially similar film…
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This movie is terrible and stale. But let us tell you why! Music by jacketpocket Follow us on Elon's Twitter @NighUnwatchable for occasional newsBy Chris Widin + Harrison Stewart
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That's right, bubbies! We're STILL talking about a bad, bad Tarantino movie today! Follow us @NighUnwatchable Music is by jacketpocketBy Chris Widin + Harrison Stewart
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Ep. 48 - Puppet Perversion (Meet The Feebles / Let My Puppets Come)
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Today we’re joined by Bob McCully from the film podcast Split Your Head to discuss two of the first films to violently tear up the notion that puppets are just for kids. Back when puppetry was mostly the domain of children’s entertainment, these movies brought enough graphic sex, drugs, and violence to traumatize any child unlucky enough to stumble…
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That's right, bubbies! We're talking about a bad, bad, bad Tarantino movie today! Follow us @NighUnwatchable Music is by jacketpocketBy Chris Widin + Harrison Stewart
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We're coming to you not-live this week having watched Tucker Carlson's summer interview with Donald Trump. You know — the one that Tucker released on Twitter the night of the GOP's first presidential debate for the 2024 election. Oh goodie, say you, that one, right, aha. :) Join us for a discussion about Tucker, the indictments, and Trump's media t…
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Ep. 47 - Queer Controversy feat. Guy Lodge (Querelle / Taxi zum Klo)
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Today we’re tackling two controversial landmarks in gay cinema with help from Guy Lodge, film columnist for The Observer and chief UK film critic for Variety. Both films were scandalous for the early 1980’s, pushing boundaries with their unflinching depictions of the lives of gay men just before the AIDS crisis. First up is 1982’s QUERELLE, the fin…
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Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (Transformers 2)
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Michael Bay's 2009 sequel to the first live-action Transformers movie is, and Harrison will tell ya this, among the worst movies made in this century. Join us for an episode that lazily breaks down why this is. Follow us @NighUnwatchable Our music is by jacketpocketBy Chris Widin + Harrison Stewart
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The First Republican Debate on Fox News (2023)
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We did it for you. We watched the first Republican Debate for the 2024 election cycle. This debate comes before the GOP Primaries have even begun, and already the candidates have congealed into a toxic sludge of many angry voices. Not including the angriest voice, of course, because Trump was not present. Follow us @NighUnwatchable Music is by jack…
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Ep. 46 - NYC Cop Sleazecore feat. Jason Bailey (Cruising / Bad Lieutenant)
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This week’s Unwatchables is a double feature of “NYC cop movie sleazecore”— a term coined by guest Jason Bailey, film critic, author, and host of the popular film podcast A Very Good Year. Both of these films were mired in controversy for their explicit content; both are by directed by legendary, and legendarily cranky, auteurs; and both star iconi…
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It's Keanu Time! We're talking about the 2008 remake of the beloved 1951 classic, The Day the Earth Stood Still. Wowzer this remake is bad! And star-studded! Enjoy the conversation and the laughs with us, ya cutie. Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchableBy Chris Widin + Harrison Stewart
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From Hell is a 2001 adaptation of Alan Moore's graphic novel of the same name. Directed by the Hughes Brothers, this has got to be among the worst fictionalized retellings of Jack the Ripper (and an even worse adaptation). Join us for a discussion FROM HELL! (Nah, it's from our homes) Our Music is by jacketpocket Follow us @NighUnwatchable…
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Ep. 45 - The Baby of Macon feat. Bilge Ebiri
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Today we’re joined by Bilge Ebiri, one of the country’s leading film critics for Vulture and New York Magazine, to tackle Peter Greenaway’s most disturbing film. The British director may be best known for his 1989 arthouse classic THE COOK, THE THIEF, HIS WIFE & HER LOVER, but he made several other singular, controversial, and often shocking films …
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Hey bubbies! Harrison is moving this week, so we will be taking a pause from recording until he can get his new set-up... set up. We'll be back in your feed soon! Our Music is by jacketpocket.By Chris Widin + Harrison Stewart
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Ep. 44 - Lindsay Lohan Edition (I Know Who Killed Me / The Canyons)
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Today’s guest is Christopher Norris aka Steak Mtn, the visual artist behind album art for bands like Against Me!, the frontman of Combatwoundedveteran, and now the author of the new book THE HOLY DAY. He’s here to help us figure out what happened to Lindsay Lohan, former teen idol from films like FREAKY FRIDAY and MEAN GIRLS, who seemed on her way …
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