N2P 035: Police Encounters and Questionable Activities with Special Guest Danielle

Number Two Podcast

* Tello wants to confirm with Lourdes what she counts as the beginning of Number Two Podcast: the first episode they uploaded to YouTube, or the first time they had an official podcast feed. Lourdes counts the first time they uploaded to YouTube which means that March 9th will be the one year anniversary of Number Two Podcast.
* Lourdes and Tello are joined by special guest Danielle (Tello’s niece).
* As usual, Number Two Cuz starts talking about number two stories. Little Luis asked his mom to smell the bathroom after he pooped because he didn’t think it stunk.
* Lourdes begins describing a new healthy recipe she tried which included asparagus, and Tello gets sidetracked on how asparagus makes his pee smell. Lourdes is unaware of this phenomenon.
* Danielle admits that her pee sometimes smells like coffee; Lourdes admits that her urine sometimes smells like coffee too. Tello is in shock because he’s not a coffee drinker and is unfamiliar with that phenomenon.
* Lourdes claims that the women’s restroom at work sometimes smells like a fresh brewed pot of coffee.
* Tello asks Number Two Cuz to pull the microphone closer because she’s too far away.
* Tello reveals to the audience that Danielle’s mother is none other than Martha (a.k.a. Marva), friend/enemy of the show.
* Family members are complaining about the price of Number Two Podcast shirts, but that’s the cheapest price Tello can price them. They’re currently on sale for $12.99 each (www.campfyrepod.com/merch)
* Lourdes continues with her healthy soup recipe with chicken broth. Tello suggests using bone broth instead for its health properties and taste.
* Tello’s skin has been breaking out recently. Lourdes thinks it’s from the high fat Keto diet, but Tello retorts with his usual witty manner. Lourdes suggested Tello quit eating so much fat.
* Lourdes asks Danielle if and how she has managed conflict in her workplace.
* Danielle admits that she’s a good employee and easy to get along with, so she’s never had to deal with such issues in the workplace.
* Tello suspects that this is a loaded question that is really about Lourdes.
* Tello talks about a prior job where he had to sell shoes where he didn’t enjoy putting people’s shoes on them unless they were pretty women with nice feet.
* Lourdes doesn’t know which phrase is correct: “a rule of thumb,” or “a thumb of rule.”
* Tello tries desperately to convince her that the correct phrase is “a thumb of rule.”
* Danielle talks about her stressful situation when she and her friends recently got pulled over by police. Three police cars showed up for a driver who allegedly was doing 10 miles over the speed limit.
* Tello suggested that anytime you are pulled over, you should turn on your dome light and put your hands where the police can see them so they know you are not a threat to them. This is not just for their safety, but for the driver’s and passenger’s’ safety too.
* Tello talks about how he always feels nervous any time he is pulled over by police. Recently Tello was recently pulled over, and in nervous confusion, Tello handed the policeman his debit card instead of his license. The policeman responded that he didn’t accept Visa.
* Lourdes daughters accidentally interrupt the show because they were teaching Priscila how to drive.
* Priscila is having problems with oversteering.
* Lourdes talks about hearing random gunshots in her neighborhood, but she has no ending for that story.
* Lourdes bought an “A La Muerte” shirt to support the show, but it reminds her daughter of the Mexican saying “A La V***a” which has a dirty translation of “weiner” in it.
* The conversation gets further sidetracked as Lourdes tries to give Spanish translations for a woman’s private parts.
* Tello talks about his heartbreak about not be... --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/numtwopod/support