THE HORK-BAJIR CHRONICLES – The Curse of the Himbo Hork-Bajir

Animorphing Time

Taaaaaint talk! The Morphy Boys are joined by Drew (@AnriLefebvre)! They drink apartheid lager. This book is a Yub Nub. The worst advice you can give an Animorphs fan is “watch Animorphs on Nickelodeon.” Some people need that extra grit to clean their Brawny ass. We watch a bb boy get Flowers for Algernon’d. Visser 3 is a weeb. This might be the book where Jane Goodall falls in love with her ape to fight in a guerrilla war. Avatar stole everything from the Hork-Bajair Chronicles. Nate wants to dominate a mind, like what? Would you let your bro dominate you if you get to dominate them too? Tyler is learning a lot about himself. Nate wonders why he has to be there for that. The loss of innocence continues for sweet, stupid Dak Hamee by the hot bloodlusted Aldrea (Andrea?). Hork-Bajir are himbos. Andalite fussy (yes, it means THAT). We all hate pulling out and it’s a real goober moment when you do it. Drew dog walks the Morphy Boys by being a better, smarter, and hotter Animorphs podcaster but no one is self-conscious about it or anything. CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!