Book 28 — THE KNACKERMAN COMETH ft Buongi

Animorphing Time

Glassy eyed zoomer philosopher Buongi (@mattbuongi) joins the Morphy Boys for some frank talk about kids morphin into cows. We dive deep into the works of the ghostwriter. Spoiler alert: she wrote some great harlequin novels, hell yeah horny team. Tyler jumps right into his love of soap operas. None of us have aspirations. Yikes. Marco gets mad that Tobias and Ax aren’t watching edgelord shows like Buffy and Party of Five. Kids these days be talkin to too many trucks. Buongi does some great Seinfeld work. Buongi also wows us with some chimp facts. The Animorphs reach a new stupid with their seagull truck chimp heist. We should honk and woooo more often. Visser 3 gets caked in product. The Boys yak about the ethics of testing things on animals and factory farming. Then Soup Can (@DivineSoupCan) provides cow facts which destroy us. The Knackerman is coming. We all consider what society’s consumption of meat means for us on an individual level. It’s all tricky. Then the book bums us out with its stupid libertarian ending. We end by playing a game of Who Said It?: Patrick Bateman or Kathy Apples.