MITM #221

Monsters in the Morning

It’s a plague that’s sweeping the nation and more or less the entire world, one that effects 99.99% of all able bodied humans and even some highly advanced humanoid cyborgs and robots programed to feel pain. It’s our bodies and they ache. They really do. Our backs, our legs, our upper ass, our lower ass, our feet, our neck, our thighs… they hurt. Why you ask… Well, theres a variety of issues that can cause minor aches and pains, the good news is these can be alleviated with different holistic and pharmaceutical means. However, that fact doesn’t take away from the realization that your body aches right now, at this vary moment, and if that is the case our heart goes out to you. Good luck and take care.