Jay Just Walked In Off The Street....Numero Tres minus one

My Hijacked American Lie-fe

Using my somewhat confusing and origin unknown skill or psychic magnetism I stumbled. literally since I has been drinking all day and walked about twenty miles, into the fortress of solitaire. Apparently, thats what they all do affer a ling day of fucking with me and Destroying my life. They all need a bit of alone and quiet time to decompress after a long day of being a bag of shit. It's hard to maintain tone and rigidity when your whole body is slightly warm feces that essentially wants to spill put into an ever widening increasingly smelly pond of hot shit. And yes, Tessa does think shs is hot shit. She is truly in the most literal sense ans figurative and offensive of senses a Hot Bag of Shit. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jay-kambestad/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jay-kambestad/support