Best James Bryson Kambestad Podcasts (2024)

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More or Less..... 3:34

4y ago3:34

3:34

This started out as a joke but morphed into a poem or something like that as it kind of rymes. A bit of a departure from the normal material and the jokes but I thought it would be worth putting up to show that I everything i come up with is not all that good. It's not too long and you can always skip it ....--- Send in a voice message: https://pod…

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Do Not Go Gentle Into That Goodnight.... 1:34

4y ago1:34

1:34

My favorite poem by Irish Poet Dylan Thomas. I memorized this a while ago. I am not sure why exactly but it seemed like something that would be of value later. It's an amazing poem and one I have always found pertinent to my life. I don't think my recitation of it does it justice. Thanks for listening.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters…

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Unintended Consequences.... 0:43

4y ago0:43

0:43

This podcast was meant to help save my life. In the process it has destroyed the lives of those that have been fucking with me and that is a good thing. However, I must apologize to the family of liz as The Rogers had nothing to do with this. I won't name them all but I do know about all of you. I was looking forward to meeting you when I thought l…

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You're Fucked....in the Ass and Mouth....Spit Roast Style! 9:56

4y ago9:56

9:56

Fuck you former police chief and disgraced Seal. You're going to have me killed for doing nothing.wrong. You're worse than them all. Fuck you. This is absolutely true and real I need help now. I can't believe this piece of shit can't do his fucking job. What a god damn fucking asshole. His uncle is going to be pissed off because he was going to hav…

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French Fuckers....Can't Trust Em'.... 1:49

4y ago1:49

1:49

I know very little about the French but I think this joke accurately summarizes their entire culture and history. I am pretty sure I am right. (Because as an American with little information I can correctly assume and know everything there is to know about a particular ethicity or demographic. Americans are the most apparently knowledgeable group o…

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Ass-Gooooaaaalllllllssss........ 2:02

4y ago2:02

2:02

I was typing a text and my phone autocorrected to assgoals instead of assholes. So I began to wonder what the fuck an assgoal is and this is fucked up joke I came up with. I think it is absolutely perfect. Than again my point of view isn't always shared or understood by others. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/ja…

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Liz the Jizz Stain Becomes Cumguzzlesaurus..... 3:17

4y ago3:17

3:17

A terribly offensive, and what I hope is a super funny or at least just not a bad joke about our modern eras most hated repugnant and repulsive of people. The Jizz Stain Rogers. What a Slunt. If we step up the public shaming she may decide to perform the bloody tromboner.... which is something that I will explain in the next joke.--- Send in a voic…

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Ghost Bustin a Nut on the The Jizz Stain.... 5:51

4y ago5:51

5:51

There are many things in this world that I am proud of. This joke, isn't one of them. I do think it is funny and so there is a slight modicum of pride I feel in destroying some one with no fucking soul that took such pleasure from physically and mentally torturing me. I will never give up of back down until you are dead from suicide or behind bars.…

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Drivers Test With Multiple Personalities... 1:46

4y ago1:46

1:46

Another hopefully funny joke I wrote about a month ago. I have yet to receive any feedback on the jokes I have submitted thus far. I would love any suggestions you all may have. Especially, if you have any ideas on how to make them more offensive to the three big fat crack addict pigs. One would think if a pig was smoking meth and crack regularly, …

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Escalator to Hell....for this bitch! 4:19

4y ago4:19

4:19

My apologies if I offend anyone other than the intended target. She knows how shitty she is. She lied to me for over a year telling me she was pregnant with my child. She knew it was never my kid but Jimbo the Joke paid her 60k to fuck up my life for a year as another way to drive me to commit suicide. Kelsey Shea the Shit Show. Please spit on her …

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Nobel Piece of Shit Prize Award.... 2:28

4y ago2:28

2:28

The Title is simply referring to my hypothetical. The Nobel's are the most honored and prestigious awards on Earth. I would be extatic to be a janitor or bathroom attendant to be around the smartest and most progressive minds in history. And to be totally honest, bringing a porn star to the Nobel's would be insignificant compared to me bringing let…

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The Three Little Pigs Are Dead.... 4:23

4y ago4:23

4:23

This is a joke I wrote several weeks ago but it was tailored for one cum guzzling slut. I have since added to it to include the Unholy Trinity that is Krusti, Jizzy, and That cunt that Satan wouldn't fuck, Tessa. I hope it is as offensive as I know it is. Thanks again. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jay-kambest…

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Krusti Kristi Kuhn The Kum Klown... 2:59

4y ago2:59

2:59

Hey hey....this joke is all based on true events that occured over the last three years. Bits and pieces cum together all over krusty Kristi's face. She was supposed to be my best friend and wife. She sold me out and herself like a bucket full or shit and Kum. I have never been more betrayed than by her. I hate her for what she did. I don't, aside …

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How to Remove The Jizz Stain! 2:04

4y ago2:04

2:04

This joke I had just cum up with yesterday. I said I would write an insulting joke that will hopefully outlive the comedicians lifetime and continue to insult the target for eternity. As long as people are telling jokes I want them to tell.some of mine that way future generations never forget how terrible these cunts were or are. --- Send in a voic…

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Schizophrenic Business Men 1:49

4y ago1:49

1:49

This is the first joke I wrote kick starting whatever pathway through this life I take. May be there is a legit career I can self sabotage shortly after starting or maybe it doesn't even go that far. Either way, I enjoy writing these jokes as it takes my mind off of the choas that has been shoved up my ass by people I thought cared for me. I guess …

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The Dirty Bird.... 3:40

4y ago3:40

3:40

As promised, a new joke I wrote yesterday morning. I need to practice the delivery a bit more to refine it. I hope you enjoy the joke and that it brings laughter or at least a look of concern for my mental well being Thank you for listening. Thank you for encouraging my, what I I hope are, funny jokes. Fuck you Turkey and Brown Gravy.....Yeah you k…

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Fucking Idiots....Absolute Fuck Tards ((Looks Like I Will Be A Majority Shareholder In Rite Aide))! 9:50

4y ago9:50

9:50

Just the Biggest idiots on the planet. They have every advantage except intelligence. That's why they will never win. Except as California Penal League Spit Roasting Champs for the next seventy years. Way to go Jimbo the Team Captain and Devin Co Spit Roasting Champ serving along side of Kevin, Ryan Gad, Pat Anderson and Brendan and Mike Walker and…

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A Working Girl Title Named After My Least Favorite Working Girl on Unemployment.... 20:45

4y ago20:45

20:45

Here's to you Krusti Kristi the Klown kovered in a klear koat of kock kream. Kick Kum filled krack rocks on your way back home...One Kum filled krack rocks....two Kum filled krack rocks....three Kum fillle krack rocks.....Krusti Kristi the Kum Klown is Counting Kum filled Krack rocks on the way back to her krappy krack Kondo! This is The Kount from…

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Jay Just Walked In Off The Street...Part Fuckin Quatro: The last of This Stragely Titled Series. 26:26

4y ago26:26

26:26

I have yet to listen to everything on this recording. I get sidetracked writing, what I believe and hooe#53 funny jokes and episode descriptions. I do enjoy it. In all honesty, I am not sure where alot of this humor comes from. The creativity is something I haven't experienced like this. My greatest fear at this point, aside from bumble bees, is th…

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Jay Just Walked In Off The Street....Numero dos plus uno 26:47

4y ago26:47

26:47

My mecixan math skill as no muy bueno. The terribleness continues. I am going to spend some serious time ans mental energy on coming up with specific targeted jokes like The Roar and The Dirty Bird for Krusty the Klown and The Jizz Stain. They all need to be made even more infamous for the rest of eternity when young men and other degenerates discu…

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Jay Just Walked In Off The Street....Numero Tres minus one 27:36

4y ago27:36

27:36

Using my somewhat confusing and origin unknown skill or psychic magnetism I stumbled. literally since I has been drinking all day and walked about twenty miles, into the fortress of solitaire. Apparently, thats what they all do affer a ling day of fucking with me and Destroying my life. They all need a bit of alone and quiet time to decompress afte…

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Jay Just Walked In Off The Street....Numero Uno! 23:41

4y ago23:41

23:41

The whole gang bang of idiots are present at the shit hole motel I am so not truly fond of. I think tonight was the evening I jokingly suggested doing the "The Dirty Bird" to Turkey Brown Gravy since I adoringly named her Turkey. So basically, it's like the Roar Shocker Test with Tessa but with a naked Turkey patty in the center and everyone capabl…

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What Would You Do? 54:04

4y ago54:04

54:04

These recordings are real. The evil and hatred they subjected me to is unfathomable and, at times, for me, is unspeakable. The game as they called it is not over. It is the bottom of the ninth and i am significantly ahead. I know I could call any attorney and these fuckers would be in jail within hours. I haven't and I dont call every day because a…

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The Beginning Phase of My Manifestation of Your Complete Annihilation 42:01

4y ago42:01

42:01

The I'll fated Gang of Retards are in the death throws before the unshaded light bulb that is illuminating a very dark corner of the sewage filled back alley that is their life finally flickers and sputters out the last bit of light before total darkness consumes them. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jay-kambest…

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The Sperminator is Dead! 27:34

4y ago27:34

27:34

I take no joy, maybe a little, in destroying this beast of a bitch. She is terrible. But, I would never in my life ever do this to an innocent person for money. I would never do the things she took so mich pleasure in doing to me to anyone regardless of their wrong doings. I will be happy the day she does kill herself and if this podcast is the rea…

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The Terminator vs The Sperminator Part 1 32:25

4y ago32:25

32:25

So, this is all true. The Jizz Stain is literally caught on SD County Property on surveillance tapes about to drop a can of paint on my head from a third story stairwell to kill me. I heard her and saw her and moved literally seconds before she was about to drop the paint can. It's on fucking film. Because Jimbo the piece of shit has paid officials…

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The Jizz Stain Becomes A Superhero "The Sperminator"! 26:42

4y ago26:42

26:42

The Jizz Stain and I did share a fondness for fucking her in the ass daily. But, we also liked The Terminator 2: Judgement Day. Well, motherfucker it is time to be held accountable for your downright adhorent and inhumane treatment of not only a human being but someone you said you loved on a daily basis. You are officially, we just tallied the vot…

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The Six Million Dollar Dead Man! 17:20

4y ago17:20

17:20

Jimbo likes to flaunt the stupidity of his Ill fated effort to destroy my life and drive me to commit suicide. He often tells potential new "investors" that he has sunk his family fortune of six million pesos, his total net worth, or about $ 87.72 USD into this scheme. I even saw an ad for new capital he placed in the Penny Saver. Perhaps that's wh…

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Cripple Fight! 2:18

4y ago2:18

2:18

So, I played the audio in an earlier episode from most of the fight but I just found the beginning of the recording. I call it "Cripple Fight" because I love South Park and the manager may be intellectually disabled inntye funny kinda of way. I dont advocate picking fights with truly disabled people. Also, the Manager of the Harborview In-tolerable…

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This Guy, He Will Cut Your Fucking Head Off and Keep Walking..... 51:14

4y ago51:14

51:14

The Jay you all once knew is gone. He is dead. The guy that came back from San Luis Obispo is someone and something very different from the person he was two months before. I hear them tell the story of how I died one morning in a motel in SLO. They have a recording of it. I was in a blacked out motel room when I said ' Sunlight doesn't do that....…

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Corrupt As Fuck: The Sequel... 16:14

4y ago16:14

16:14

Everyone is in a tizzy because Jay apparently didn't do what he was supposed to do; commit suicide. Jimbo the Joke et al bame their likelihood of going to jail on Jay because he didn't kill himself while in San Luis Obispo. I mean how inconsiderate can an asshole like myself be? What a shitty and unforgivable act that I did by not committing suicid…

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We Have to Kill Jay Before He Kills Us.....(Not Fucking Likely)! 24:10

4y ago24:10

24:10

The Two Dumb Cunts, that is the name of their shitty folk rock band they formed a few years back, also know as Tessa the Terrible and Krusti Kristi the Klown who powders her nose with cocaine, meth and a nice final glaze of abandoned ejaculate. Usually from homeless winos that have expired Domino's Pizza Coupons which is like gold to these dumb dum…

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He Knows I Have Been Poisoning Him..... 14:17

4y ago14:17

14:17

Yes, I did learn that I was being poisoned within about two weeks of moving back home after returning from my life changing trip to San Luis Obispo. The coffee was specially made for me each and every day. It was made with the opposite of love and care. It was made with hate, rage and the hope of a nice cash payout. I made a mother's day cake that …

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He Is A Cereal Killer! 5:26

4y ago5:26

5:26

The jizz Stain in all her faded glory hole for a mouth expound on why she incorrectly believes why Jay is a psychotic serial killer. Actually, as I have said many times you complete fucking cum guzzling retard, I will defend myself and anyone who needs help by any means necessary. I will never ever be like you all and go after someone who is innoce…

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I Have a Dream.... Actually Several Reoccurring Wet Dreams (Please Don't Tell Anyone)! 3:00

4y ago3:00

3:00

I kinda blew it here by unloading on you all by telling you about my average sized problem that I handle and encounter with increased frustration and decreased enthusiasm. It's taken all my energy and essentially I am so tired I can barely walk. Well it's more like a limp. Get it. It's a pasta joke.....please believe me. --- Send in a voice message…

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I Went to to The San Diego Zoo And All I Got Was Roar-Shockered..... 2:27

4y ago2:27

2:27

I would say the title explains it perfectly which it does but also it leaves much to the imagination. Mostly, this joke we'll leave you confused and questioning many things you have never ever considered before. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jay-kambestad/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify…

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Multiracial Panda Joke that Will Hopefully Offend Many..... 2:14

4y ago2:14

2:14

Another off colored joke regarding the accountants of the animal kingdom. Yes pandas. They are Chinese and therefore apparently do the taxes for the other income generating Zoo animals here in San Diego. Don't forget to file your taxes and your nails. We have had a few humans complain. Just a heads up, Daryll. Yeah. It's only you Daryll. So get you…

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I Shoplift at Ross....It's not Something i am Proud Of (like "accidentally" killing that hooker)! 2:58

4y ago2:58

2:58

A joke I wrote yesterday about my embarrassing trip to Ross where I encountered other people that may have seen me shop there. The hooker comment is exactly possibly real.....just don't tell anyone. Seeing as how no one listens to this podcast i think I am cool....well not cool like people like me or I have any friends but, you know, not held accou…

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Praying Mantis Joke by Jay Bryson Kambestad. 2:48

4y ago2:48

2:48

A hopefully funny joke I wrote a week ago. If you like it please let me know. If you don't find it funny, chances are you a female praying mantis and please don't bug me anymore. I am the only male to ever fuck a praying mantis and live to tell about it. That's how I know such dark secrets. I am not scared of you either, Cheryl, the female praying …

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Haunted House Joke By Jay Bryson Kambestad 3:39

4y ago3:39

3:39

Thanks again for listening. The recordings are real. They are difficult to hear at times. This is a joke to help lighten an otherwise very dark path. I wrote this about two weeks ago. I would love any feedback you can offer. If you see me please say hello .I don't bite, too often, just kidding. I am not as scary as my face appears. In all seriousne…

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He speaks..... 1:30

4y ago1:30

1:30

I finally muster the courage to let my own voice be heard. If you like the joke please tell everyone you know. If you don't, well than, as my murderous not real mother would say " Fuck you"....haha, no she would literally verbally assualt me for days. It was terrible. Only partiallly kidding, I am a better person for it is what she always screamed …

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Another Disturbingly Gad-Awful Episode That is Sure to Disappoint.... 52:55

4y ago52:55

52:55

Just when I thought he couldn't get any worse. He goes and says this not so shockingly, considering the source, unconscionable series of comments that would make Hitler cringe. Yikes. No bueno. Satan actually text me and said that Hitler and Bin Laden just listened to the episode and they said "that shit is fucked. Sorry dude. They said if they wer…

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I Hate That He is So Much Smarter Than Me! 12:27

4y ago12:27

12:27

Well, yes I am much smarter than you but so are the children that Namaste The Fuck Away attempts to teach but since she is of lower intelligence she is having a regressive influence on their mental and social development. Did you know in high school she was "possibly" the only one to still ride the short bus. It was just her in the one and only sea…

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The First Step is Admitting You Are Truly a Piece of Shit.... 6:05

4y ago6:05

6:05

This is a big moment for the Jizz and Shit Stain as she finally admits to God, who by the way He fucking hates her, and herself and the other awful people in the room the exact nature of her wrongs and that she is a smelly, corn husk peppered with bits of undigested kale speckled all over because she just loves being healthy and eating kale. Well f…

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Fun Fact: Did You Know that Jizz/Shit Stains Can Talk? 9:31

4y ago9:31

9:31

This is an interesting but annoying factoid that pertains the none of than the world's first Jizz and Shit stain combination. Yep, Liz the Jizz/Shit Stain from a real disappointing and shameful life.--- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jay-kambestad/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show…

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You Are Going To Kill Him! 3:55

4y ago3:55

3:55

Kind of poor audio quality. I didn't realize it was on when I took a shower. Basically, the The Jizz Stain being her normal loathesome shit bag self. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jay-kambestad/messageSupport this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jay-kambestad/support…

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The Jizz Stain Gets Tossed Back Into the Cum Dumpster of Primordial Ooze that She Dripped From..... 18:01

4y ago18:01

18:01

Before Time Immemorial. I think it's important that we never forget the most horrific human beings in our current historic record. Those that forget history are doomed to repeat it. Therefore, I think it's a unanimous decision that The Jizz Stain ranks up there with Hitler and Saddam Hussein. If you disagree, please create your own Facebook page wi…

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Andrew the Pooper Cooper of Sam Sling Blades Shit Holes Meets Baby Chief..... 1:05:24

4y ago1:05:24

1:05:24

I haven't had the chance to meet Baby Chief in person. However, I do like him and he seems like a guy I would be friends with. I am being serious. He has a good soul. That's my impression and I am usually spot on. Andrew Pooper Cooper is just a shit stained asshole needing to be bleached out. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.…

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Jay is Literally Sitting on Our Doorstep..... 23:16

4y ago23:16

23:16

After walking around Downtown San Diego for hours Jay walks to a nearby In-tolerable motel and while waiting to check in he asks he asks the manager if he could charge his phone. The manager says there is an outlet down this hallway. While waiting, I began hearing all their voices in the neighboring rooms. Having no idea they were there this event,…

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Never In A Million Years..... 32:46

4y ago32:46

32:46

This is another In-tolerable House of Whores conversations I was able to record. It's was incredibly weird because for about three or fours days in a row I would walk around Downtown San Diego and inevitably find myself literally on their doorstep. My favorite book and self referenced character is Odd Thomas by Dean Koontz. Odd has a unique ability…

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