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Praying Mantis Joke by Jay Bryson Kambestad.
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A hopefully funny joke I wrote a week ago. If you like it please let me know. If you don't find it funny, chances are you a female praying mantis and please don't bug me anymore. I am the only male to ever fuck a praying mantis and live to tell about it. That's how I know such dark secrets. I am not scared of you either, Cheryl, the female praying mantis that seduced me and calls me everyday leaving threatening chirps. I know it's you. I would recognize that shrill chirp anywhere. Next time you stop by to fuck with me I will have the Raid and Pesticide ready. Get a life Cheryl. It was a mistake whatever it was that we did. I have my own issues I am working through and I realize i have a serious mental health issue and you took advantage of me in a time of weakness. Truthfully, I do miss you as it makes me feel "big" when are together.. Either way, I do need help....i dont know what to do....i love you. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jay-kambestad/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jay-kambestad/support
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