I Shoplift at Ross....It's not Something i am Proud Of (like "accidentally" killing that hooker)!

My Hijacked American Lie-fe

A joke I wrote yesterday about my embarrassing trip to Ross where I encountered other people that may have seen me shop there. The hooker comment is exactly possibly real.....just don't tell anyone. Seeing as how no one listens to this podcast i think I am cool....well not cool like people like me or I have any friends but, you know, not held accountable because I am a white male and not in jail or doing trash pick up detail for murdering a person that doesn't matter. Yes, I realize that's completely fucked up. But there is some not so subtle irony there. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jay-kambestad/message Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/jay-kambestad/support